Unusual Readings.

Yeah, I deleted my tweet history.

Bit late for that now.

@Janusxuk @ManCalled_Alice There is much wisdom here.

@ManCalled_Alice Hot for hot, cold for cold

What is the best accompaniment to crumble? A scientific study...

@thes1lverf0x Would it help if I said beep boop less?

Is there anybody else left here on “Kinky Twitter” who isn’t an OF model, looking for paid hook-ups, or a bot? (I know there’s a few of you but it feels like the ship is sinking fast… )

@Janusxuk @Miss_Tified_UK Apparently the budgies have to be smuggled in.

I've heard of the democracy sausage, but I didn't know they did democracy budgies @Miss_Tified_UK ? #Straya

@Janusxuk Pull pin and retire...

Today's question is how do I change the habit of a lifetime and not worry about the chaos I would leave behind by not doing a decent handover.

@ManCalled_Alice Sober you could leave a post it note for drunk you about this, but we all know see runk you would ignore it. Still, hope your head's not too sore.

I was right. I didn't remember posting this and I probably wouldn't have posted them this morning 😁

@thes1lverf0x Let the record show that 2025 starts here, by order. Also, woohoo book!

Today is a reset on 2025. The last three weeks have included a break up from a long term on and off GF and this time it’s done!My best mate is quite seriously ill and it’s been rocky. In Feb I have my first book coming out and a new business launch to get going. Time for action!

@ManCalled_Alice I found that last week. It's a bit spooky innit?

Remarkably quiet and not a sniff of being #Whamageddon-ed 😁😁 #Winning

@MfmClaire Watching on catch up, and now I can't unsee it, which is seriously affecting my ability to answer questions. I wonder if VCM knows?

Pineapple shirt on #onlyconnect 👀

@_Masterseye Not Best Pleased is an understatement.

How are we all doing? I was despairing, now I'm angry crocheting

@enbyinjail Red is better once it's been opened and allowed to breathe, but to know this you must compare it to the just-opened red. Therefore you should open the other bottle. QED.

@BWGBHelp They don't answer the bell, the phone.... Halloween apparently lingering here

@BWGBHelp Are the team at the Annesley House hotel OK? I think the hotel's been abandoned. No staff at reception.. or the restaurant, or the bar...

Today's thing I didn't think I'd do: go to the rock/metal pub and drink beer.

@Janusxuk I suspect that's also the age range for 5318008

01 811 8055

@Janusxuk Everyone knows that an aviation photographer's preferred chariot is the Canberra. Just ask @RAF_Luton .

Clearly taken from a Buccaneer

Right, I remembered my password so I am back for a bit. I was about to deactivate, but then... Stuff.

@fumblyprimate Visible even down here!

@fumblyprimate Your withdrawal is noted. I'm now in London, albeit sans paddle.