Jake

@StooliesClub @NjTank99 @MattPiperJenks @FrankTheTankHQ @barstoolsports @VivaLaStool Go to the hospital @NjTank99

I saw this video this morning and thought Frank’s calf looked extra swollen (recently got bit by a dog) so I reached out to Jenks out of concern for Frank. Still think he should get some antibiotics, there’s no shot or anything just some pills they will give him Ps Jenks told me he was worried that the dog might have caught rabies from Frank which is a hilarious thought lol. But I still want you to get checked out Frank! We love ya and worried about you!!

@StoolAfterDark @Blutman27 deserves a bet for this performance, man loses and immediately starts helping clean up. What a guy

Liam Blutman did the honorable thing and stepped off before a final decision was reached. DANA BEERS IS YOUR WINNER!

@KayceSmith They should have to serve the punishment of what they falsely accuse someone of.

Stefon Diggs rant in the rain. What happened in his trial is a bigger issue in our justice system and it needs to change.

@billybinion @Larry5542564891 It was privately funded, but that wasn’t good enough so the democratic opposition stopped it. I don’t want it to be taxpayer funded, but there is an obvious and apparent need for a space like this. Maybe they should have just let him build the dang thing.

@Larry5542564891 Please re-read what I'm responding to

I’m not opposed to a ballroom & have said as much. But using the WHCD shooting to push for a taxpayer-funded space is bizarre. The White House is not going to host an awards show for the media, which exists to scrutinize the government. Never let a crisis go to waste I guess.

@zachlanebryan @BFW rate this cowbell

@aronfromm @Shanemgillis Young Bull making my eyes water this morning.

A little short I made about Norm.

@OhioTate Wait til @NjTank99 sees this.

Francisco Lindor walked in today while I was walking out and my jaw literally dropped He said, “You okay man?” No dude I was just daydreaming about your playoff Grand Slam against the Yankees again Per my memory, this is the first time I’ve ever asked for a photo in the office

@NjTank99 Thanks for Nimmo - The Rangers

Marcus Semien is a disgrace

@Willjum1 Ready for the Primlocked god to jump into the @theburntpeanut server!

dopamine

@Blutman27 Ready for a Stars rematch?

Yeah… I’ve seen enough. We’ll be back in the WCF #VGK #Torts

@theburntpeanut No shot I’m giving “Vast” access to all my social media accounts

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Every 100 retweets i make Zac bigger #ExperianBoostOrBust

@TheDozenTrivia @DraftKings Mavs

After 5 seasons in Portland, Wesley Matthews signed a 4-year $70 million deal with this West team in 2015? @DraftKings #dkpartner

@ryanwhitney6 Awful

Get these AI snow lines off my tv

@sircalebhammer You were so close with Dallas, Fort Worth is the best city in the Metroplex.

For those following… it’s official: keeping Hammer Media in Austin. It’s been an annoying 6 months or so, and I would honestly love a new day to day environment after 7 years, but I could never find a way to make it make sense. First was Vegas: Pros: Vegas creator friends and airport for guests is great. Cons: not trying to be in the desert or in the least walkable city ever. Then came NYC: Pros: guest travel, near population hubs, great talent, 4 seasons, and the walkability I crave. Cons: cost of workers, and the likelihood of settling a lawsuit a year or so. My lawyers recommend setting aside a few hundred thousand a year for this, and it’s a literal business to sue employers and get settlements (cheaper than fighting, so everyone settles, every time). One of my lawyers has worked for a dozen creative companies in NYC and there hasn’t been one that hasn’t faced lawsuits yearly for cash grabs. Oh, and high taxes… Backup, Miami: pros: creative scene, beach, good winter weather, some walkability. Cons: 5.5% c corp tax, some unfriendly laws regarding filming, and horrendously humid summer. And too many BBLs… I’m a natural guy 😏 Last resort, Dallas: pros: uptown is mixed use and walkable, sports, about to be 3rd largest US metro (passing Chicago), perfect airport for guests, in the most business friendly state still, and closerrrrr to 4 seasons than Austin. Cons: no beach and no hill country, only 1 good area I like, the rest felt very sketchy, no nature at all, worst downtown I’ve ever been to, and not enough of an upgrade for the massive costs it would take to move my business. So… Austin. Loved her before, hope to again. Some great neighborhoods and it feels safe. Public schools and the professional sports scene SUCKS. Food is good, talent is INCREDIBLE, transport sucks, halfway decent nature, and the hill country is beautiful. Stupid city gov that cuts from EMS and funds more to homeless programs that has literally proven year over to not help in the slightest, and a DA who won’t prosecute criminals for some reason. Great people all around though. Austin is a creative, tech, and entrepreneurial juggernaut. I hope we can make this place better, I’ll try to be apart of that change.

@Blutman27 @EBoKnowss He may need to think about going pro with these moves.

Oh @EBoKnowss is insane

@sircalebhammer Fort Worth, all the benefits of Dallas without living in Dallas.

Would you move to Austin, Dallas, or Miami?

@Jerrythekid21 👀

Eyeballs #moretocome

@CollinRugg Funny the only receipts she shares are her unanswered texts perpetuating this narrative she’s dreamed up.

JUST IN: Candace Owens claims "threats were made" to Charlie Kirk during an intense "intervention" with Bill Ackman in the Hamptons weeks ago. Owens claims Kirk was having a change of heart on Israel before his death and says he was contacted by Bibi Netanyahu. "I know that Charlie was offered a ton of money in this moment. A ton of money..." Ackman has denied the claims, calling them "totally false."

@Blutman27 Needed that Bucky TD as well fellow fantasy warriors.

The Big Cat, Ebo, Blutman squad is in a Fantasy Football war rn and has to see White vulture that TD over Bucky. Sad.