Jake Makler

@gaganghotra_ You missed a cool $15m from evertune: evertune.ai/research/insig…

Just the known names in the sector have so far raised almost $93 million and of course there are many small raises too (specifically from YC) and if we assume some more spend I guess its going to be like 120 or 130 million net that have gone to all these companies. 🧵

AI visibility tracking tools bubble 🧵- almost $100M total raised so far! And net 2026 revenue for these companies is going to be really low number and when accountability for revenue growth from investors will knock on the door - we will see more weird features & weird marketing tactics from these providers. I think in 2026 - the most weird and wrong SEO advice will be published by these AI visibility tracking tools, just to get attention and trying to grow their numbers!

@dbabbs @interfere_ Way to own this 🤣🤣🤣

Proud to be the #1 hater of @interfere_

Is this google doc autocorrect a feature or a bug?

@johncoogan isn't this what interns are for?

Come watch me prove my humanity by playing this live on stream today. 1:45pm pacific.

@johncoogan This is part of your master plan?

Underrated move: send your boss a calendar invite for a 15 min meeting on Friday afternoon titled “quick chat” - this will engage the natural fight or flight response. Then in the meeting politely ask your boss to sign a resignation letter. If they do it, you move up in the org.

@gpcastle12 @pitdesi Same

@pitdesi Not an investor (unfortunately), but cofounder is a close friend. Amazing company!

Cool idea! Every childless woman I know in their 30s wishes they had frozen eggs in their 20s... but not everyone can afford the $15k pricetag. Cofertility lets you freeze for free, just donate half your retrieved eggs to families who can’t conceive

@BenSManning What is happening??

So, um, it turns out o3 is British?? It’s giving me “memorisation”, “optimisation”… Or is the queen” English the language of AGI?

@jackiehluo Thank you for proving that I am being gaslighted here.

Oh the eagles beat some team yesterday? Oh the chiefs beat some other team yesterday? How about a no-name Chinese AI startup beating trillions of dollars of VC and public market funding, taking the lead in the AI race and doing so without cutting edge infrastructure?

While the r-word has recently regained popularity, using it is low class and vulgar. If you respect your mother you should not use foul language like that in polite company.

My 🔥 stack: @watchdutyapp: What's the situation? @flightradar24: What aren't they telling us? @AIRNow : Whats the impact? @X: How was this situation caused by either democrats or republicans?

@techbrospod I need the scoring rubric here. Let’s see some receipts 🧾

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@jordihays @techbrospod @amyoder @johncoogan Yes. Make sure you maintain ~4.5cm margin. Be ruthless.

@jakemakler @techbrospod @amyoder @johncoogan Working on this 80 lbs is ideal but we are ruthlessly focused on margins so it’s a balancing act

Lock in @amyoder TB posts full response below:

@Kiwi_Force Next he will be managing a Return to Office mandate for his remote death star workers.

@jordihays @JacobyBrandon You guys built a ticker!!

X just signed @JacobyBrandon to a 4 year deal This is massive for X and a win for every user on the platform

@rach3lburn3tt @nytimes @halletecco - for your dossier on oxford comma offenses

masterclass in why the oxford comma matters from @nytimes

@XOptimiser sounds like you need a nanny

I would buy one of the robots right now. Clean baby bottles, do laundry, prep dinner ingredients and clean up after please.

To all those before Oct 7 who said Israel was exaggerating its security concerns, fuck you. To all those who said Israel was occupying Gaza before Oct 7, fuck you. To all those who said Israel could easily afford to send Iron Dome batteries to Ukraine, fuck you. To the UN Security Council and the UN General Assembly that still haven’t condemned the October 7 invasion and atrocities, fuck you. To UNWRA that educated and employed terrorists, fuck you. To the women's rights organizations who dismissed claims of rape against Israeli women, fuck you. To the international aid agencies and "human rights" organizations who haven’t helped the hostages, fuck you. To the thousands of individuals who tore down and defaced pictures of hostages, fuck you. To the World Health Organization who said there are no terrorists, weapons or tunnel shafts in hospitals, fuck you. To the media that includes 17,000 dead Hamas terrorists in the Gaza fatality count, fuck you. To all those who ignored daily missile, drone and mortar attacks from Lebanon until last month, fuck you. To all those who said Israel shouldn't rescue hostages if it risks civilian lives, fuck you. To Qatar, which funds Hamas and American universities and spreads terrorist propaganda, fuck you. To all those who advocate diplomacy with the Islamic Republic of Iran that calls for our eradication, fuck you. To all the universities who have made life intolerable for Jewish students, fuck you. To the intellectuals, academics and artists who betrayed their Jewish colleagues, fuck you. To the international lawyers who think civilian deaths is evidence of a war crime, fuck you. To the protestors who have revived every antisemitic trope under the guise of anti-Zionism, fuck you. To the Kremlin and the Chinese sponsored trolls who sow discord and fan the flames of antisemitism, fuck you. The those Jewish voices that call for Israel's destruction "asajew", fuck you. To those now celebrating the deadliest day in our nation’s history, FUCK YOU!

@johncoogan @LucyNicotine So i can fight for my country, but I can't dip? Who voted for this, a bunch of 18 year olds?

@jakemakler @LucyNicotine Nicotine is a 21+ product nationally now!

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