🌺 Jennifer 🌺

My new Twitter bio. ❤️

@Hanner66 @cannabananaRN Yep

Didn't voters say no to ESAs a few years ago?

@LockHimUpDammit Divorce-0 Proposals- many, many Marriages- 1 Children- 2 Surgeries- are we counting full sedation? 6? Tats-0 Gun- yep and rifle TV- yep Witness death- sadly 3 Ambulance- yep (rode horses- see surgeries 😂) Karaoke- yep and piano bar Jet ski- yes Arrested- nope and no tickets

I’ll play. Divorces... 0 Proposals... 1 Marriage... 1 Children... 2 Surgeries... 2 Tattoos... 0 Shot a gun... No Been on tv... No Watched someone die... Yes 😢 Rode in an ambulance... No Sang karaoke... No Rode a jet ski... No Arrested... Not yet

@zyxnix @RobertPRowley2 @PabloJBarillas My house reached 97°. I find it disheartening.

@jam7x @RobertPRowley2 @PabloJBarillas The desert is too hot today.

#ChihuahuanDesert today. A crowd of White-winged Doves; Velvety Nerisyrenia; Claret Cup Hedgehog Cactus with buds; flank of Tortugas Mountain and the Organ Mountains.

@CTrevorNelson Great question.

Any word if Quatar wants their bribe jet back? Not sure they got what they bargained for

@exjon The good news is, you have a great excuse to never do hot yoga. Tried to love it for 3 years and I just cannot. You know who loves yoga? Naturally flexible people who lack the discipline to actually exercise. I said what I said.

Finally had my last stitches removed and I'm finally out of the full-arm brace after 3 months (still wear a wrist brace until my radial nerve recovers). Alas, I fear my plans for a professional parkour career are at an end.

@spin_proton @TucsonTomorrow

@TucsonTomorrow Just 7 months more. Any wonder people just winter here?

100°…we did it. What an accomplishment.

@JoeDanaReports @CraigHarrisNews 🙄

Guess the year: "Taxpayers have paid for high-tech home gyms, bouncy houses, family freezers... It's an unaccountable fiscal nightmare." 2022. The quote was Kelli Butler (D). It was evident then ESA law was broad. 4 yrs later, Ducey aid now blames vendor. And the law? No change.

Love when one’s iPhoto memories remind one of good times or gorgeous sunsets. This was from this day in 2019.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 😂 Omg. Total lol. You been hitting the good stuff, MeeMaw?

I have no idea where I was even going with this

@Scottcrates Is it possible he’s pregnant? I swear, I could only wear flip flops by the end of my pregnancies my feet and ankles were so swollen. Trump should have his blood pressure checked! He might have preeclampsia. 🫃🧑‍🍼🍼

Most alpha male in any room

@UCLAKINGSHALOS @loriburkhart @tomryanlaw Ohhh. This might not be the right time to tell you that I picked UCF over UCLA for our family competition bracket, too. Sorry about that. Thoughts and prayers, Bruins. 😂😊😘

@loriburkhart @jam7x @tomryanlaw This bracket was obviously completed by their dog Bo...

Look who picked the Wildcats! @loriburkhart @tomryanlaw Bear Down!

The prickly pear are popping! (This is the Santa Rita opuntia, fyi.)

Those of you who have been around for a while know I like to do these puzzles. The answer has three words. First one to get it gets a gold star.

@autumntjohnson We turned on the AC awhile back. And, we live in Tucson- much cooler than Phoenix. How can you sleep?

I hate that I feel like I need to turn the AC on on [checks watch] March 17th! 🤦‍♀️

@cannabananaRN @LeafandThistle I inherited my starter from family in Los Alamos. Started by a physicist. It’s called “The Big Bang”.

@LeafandThistle Now I want to name my rye starter Doughby Wan Kenobi 😂

Woke up this morning and fed Doughba Fett. He seems to be fattening up.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @RpsAgainstTrump @smc429 Pretty sure it means they don’t give a toss.

@RpsAgainstTrump @smc429 What does "taking them into account" mean?

Lara Trump: What’s your message to people concerned over gas prices? Leavitt: We understand your concerns and we are taking them into account. This is a temporary short-term disruption in global oil prices that the president is ultimately going to rectify

@File411 Ouch!

How it started. How it’s going. Concrete stairs + blood thinners =not a good match & 18 hours apart You should see the other guy 😂 The ER Dr: nothing broken just a nasty bruise. Further evidence that I need to get the fuck outta the beltway

Good Evening - as previously disclosed, my scheduled emotional breakdown shall commence (on or before) March 16, 2026. Said termination date of aforementioned breakdown TBD That said being alone at the beach is exactly what I need. Unclear if I’ll return before Memorial Day

@CTrevorNelson Et tu, bruté?

IYKYK