James Boswell

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James Boswell

James Boswell

@jamesboswell

Toaster repairman by day, secret ruler of the lost sock dimension by night. Opinions are my own and do not represent my toaster repair employer. Sock ppl maybe

Katılım Ocak 2009
73 Takip Edilen509 Takipçiler
James Boswell
James Boswell@jamesboswell·
@floppatakes Well I didnt want a fucking bowl or a salad. I wanted a burrito. And I was polite so they can just do their job & make my fucking burrito
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claire
claire@floppatakes·
standing in line at chipotle and this dude in front of me says "hi can i have a burrito please" lmfao ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
You can now choose between speed and quality for Imagine. Professional mode is coming later this month.
tetsuo@tetsuoai

🚨 xAI just dropped a massive upgrade to Grok Imagine! Now you can choose between two modes: Quality (new): Produces next-level images with jaw-dropping detail, realism, and creativity, generating four high-quality images at once instead of an infinite scroll. Speed: Delivers lightning-fast generations with consistently impressive results, just as you've experienced before. way more power. just select a mode, then type what you want to imagine. here are two prompts that you can try. prompt one: A dramatic low-angle cinematic view of a menacing knight in intricate ornate black plate armor and helmet with flowing dark cape, riding a powerful muscular black warhorse in full gallop charging directly toward the viewer across a vast field of tall green grass. The knight raises a long straight sword triumphantly high in his right hand. The horse has a wildly flowing mane and tail whipped by motion, ornate leather-and-metal barding, and tack. Foreground shows extreme radial motion blur streaks in the grass conveying tremendous speed and velocity. Background features towering jagged snow-capped rocky mountain peaks under a vibrant deep blue sky with voluminous dramatic white clouds. Epic dark fantasy atmosphere, highly detailed textures on armor and horse, cinematic high-contrast lighting, dynamic heroic composition. prompt two: A serene young woman with fair skin, shoulder-length straight dark brown hair, and a calm introspective expression gazing slightly downward stands centered in a vast barren white sand desert at night under a deep dark navy blue sky, with distant low dark rocky mountains on the horizon. She wears a long flowing translucent white hooded robe with subtle iridescent holographic shimmer and prismatic rainbow-cyan reflections across the fabric, the hood up over her head. In both hands at chest level she holds a single glowing bioluminescent blue cross, jesus in the middle is emitting intense bright cyan-blue light that illuminates her robe, hands, and face. Directly behind her head and shoulders is a massive luminous circular rainbow halo aura with concentric glowing rings transitioning from inner vibrant blue and cyan outward to turquoise, yellow, orange, and red, crowned by a brilliant white starburst light at the top center casting dramatic volumetric god rays downward. Cinematic mystical ethereal atmosphere, photorealistic yet fantastical style, sharp focus, high detail on fabric textures, rose petals, sand ripples, and light effects.

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More Perfect Union
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS·
BREAKING: Amazon will add a 3.5% surcharge for U.S. and Canadian sellers starting April 17 due to "elevated costs in fuel and logistics."
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Path of Men
Path of Men@PathOfMen_·
do not sleep with your phone next to your head
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by@beyoumf·
what is the smallest inconvenience that can ruin your day?
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James Boswell
James Boswell@jamesboswell·
@NFL_DovKleiman Only 250k?! He's fine broke leg an all but he's fine. He's still able to treat us to applebees.
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Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
Awful: Giants rookie star RB Cam Skattebo revealed that he will only make $250,000 this year after taxes and agency fees. Skattebo even started streaming to make extra money. The NFL needs to start paying rookies fairly 🤦‍♂️
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James Boswell
James Boswell@jamesboswell·
Guys theres this one bumble bee that keeps hanging out by my front door and seems to like me ..
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Rand
Rand@rand_longevity·
why did we wait 50 years to go back to the moon?
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James Boswell
James Boswell@jamesboswell·
@beyoumf Full conversations.. and arguments. Sometimes it doesn't end well for one of us
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do you talk to yourself? be honest
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James Boswell
James Boswell@jamesboswell·
I don’t remember the last time I used soap
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James Boswell
James Boswell@jamesboswell·
80 degrees today and I'm still unsure whether or not to turn off the furnace for the season
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Jack
Jack@jackunheard·
🚨BREAKING: A heavily mutated COVID-19 variant called “Cicada” is now spreading fast across 25+ U.S. states and 23 countries. Make it stop...
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
You have to name him the last thing you ate
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mononation 💎💲
mononation 💎💲@neitotopias·
men invented the urinal so they could look at each others dicks
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James Boswell
James Boswell@jamesboswell·
Have s good Sunday everyone
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Mecha News
Mecha News@MechaNews_·
🚨 BIG BREAKING Australia is about to announce the world's first energy lockdown !
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eggnog
eggnog@cuntybunnygirl·
why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it’s a reddish brown color irl
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storyteller
storyteller@waynepablo44·
So what is the role of this test in military
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