James Caldecoat

@fesshole When they think the silent treatment is punishment……

Had a falling out with my partner. We've barely spoken for the past four hours. It's absolute fucking bliss.

@3YearLetterman You absolute fucking idiot

I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America

@Wolves @Young_Wolves Nice touch Wolves, but now wondering if there are more nuggets in a portion than you have points in the Prem.

You may remember the footage of this young supporter from our last game at Molineux… Yesterday, Wolfie and the @Young_Wolves team surprised Rory in the stands with a fresh box of chicken nuggets.

@connelly2k11 @DeadlineDayLive How on earth can someone spell ‘mug’ and ‘up’ incorrectly - let alone all the other atrocities going on here?

@DeadlineDayLive Shut uo you fucking mugg while you're out playing in the ameture leagues you won't be in a England shirt and don't dare start saying it's not about money it's all about money you complete muppet. Stay in the retirement league pal you deserve to be their.

🚨 Ivan Toney is so desperate to play for England at the World Cup this summer that he is ready to turn down Juventus to continue scoring goals in the Saudi Pro League. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗣️ Toney: “I feel like I’m doing well right now and that continuing to score goals [here in Saudi] will give me a stronger chance to get to what could be my only World Cup. “Harry Kane is the best finisher in football, his numbers are outrageous. I think he’s scored more goals than games he’s played. “For me, it's not easy to score goals in this league, is it’s not easy. It’s tough. Being in, being a team that I’m in, it gives me a chance." (Source: Daily Mirror)

@GaryLineker Bloke’s got nothing better to do Gary. Good response to an idiot mate.

If you must know, I was going to a chemist with my daughter-in-law, to get some medicine for her unwell husband….my son. Hatred is a dreadful weakness.

Now if only Frankie had read this, he wouldn’t have told Charlie he’d never had a brass before. @tamerhussein @MrDDyer

@Royston56428882 Keep punching back big lad - not been on here for time as got a few bits going on myself - but in your corner mate. 👊

Back on steroids to try control mass growth and pain 😢

@SoVeryBritish What’s it of?

I call this picture: “In the car at the tip in British springtime” (2025)

@RealEmirHan Brilliant film but as tragic as F.

Most brutal movie ending of all time? I’ll start:

@Royston56428882 Keep punching back big lad - but get the rest in. You’ve got this mate

Afternoon guys not been on today trying to get plenty of rest 😴 so yesterday's MRI scans have come back and cancers shrunk which gives car-t a much better chance of working 💪 just got an infection to deal with 🥴 anyway updated 👍🏻 going back to rest 🛌 ❤️

@Royston56428882 Fuck - so sad to read this Roy, but keep punching back big man - you won the first round mate.

💔 looks like I've got cancer again after seeing consultant I've CT scans later and emergency biopsy tomorrow have to spend time in hospital next week and then probably chemo all over again kick in the balls this telling loved ones twice in less than a year.

@OllieB123 @the_traitors_ Or have I….?

@OllieB123 @the_traitors_ I’ve never seen it mate xx

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@rickygervais @MattSibson Using the castle because he spends too much time banging the bishop. Not Bishop Muzorewa.

@MattSibson Maybe he’s bald like his mum.

And they say famous people are just attention seekers…

@TheCancerSutra @ThanksCancer End: hurry up and let’s get there.

Cancer Patient Almanac, Letter E: 💡Edema: Swelling or accumulation of fluid in a body part. I get it in my feet sometimes now. Fun! 💡Endoscope: Don't tempt me with a good time. This isn't one of them; I'm just saying. 💡Excision: Surgical removal of a body part. Calf, lymph nodes. These are body parts. Your turn ⬇️ #thankscancer #melanoma #mentalhealth

@SoVeryBritish Pretty sure that the last of the mince pies will still be ok.

Happy 18th birthday @LukeTheNuke180 - you can now have a legal pint at all the pubs you’ve been drinking in for the last 8 years.

@TheCinesthetic Nil By Mouth, or Dancin’ thru the Dark:

What's a 10/10 film that not many people have seen or heard of?

@Sootsyousir @fesshole Bloke opposite - outside at 2am when it’s freezing. I hate him.

@fesshole I would like to see a few of my neighbours naked. Is it just me?

Onlyfans model here. Stories of becoming rich are the execption. 99% of models just earn only a small amount from people they already know locally in real life.

@TheCinesthetic Withnail and I - unbelievable cast, but I just couldn’t get it.

Which cult classic film was a huge disappointment when you finally saw it?