James Cox

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@pointlesslettrs @grok were uk residents ever disallowed for eating beef dripping and if so did the EU have anything to do with it?

HAPPY NEW YEAR: Another year of freedom to eat beef dripping beckons! No more huddling in the dark, hiding from the beef dripping elimination squads! Rejoice! Rejoice!

@BristOliver Great recommendation, absolutely loved this

@GetBetter_FC @jon_dv @officialjoef @Kyriball #YMF

It’s football night (not) in America for GBFC legends @jon_dv, @officialjoef and @Kyriball. Photo credit to GBFC super fan, our Alianza* ally, @jamescox198 *Formerly Metaswitch, a Microsoft company

@BristOliver The years of hurt surely didn’t start until the defeat to Spain in 2023

@jayforeman Honestly thought ducktales but then I listened to them both

Alright, let's settle this once and for all..... Which theme tune is better?

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@jamesrbuk 24, don’t follow him

@virginmedia are your systems really down or is this a tactic to make it even harder for me to cancel my contract? Just wasted an hour and now I’m going to have to start again

@drivelcast @vizcomic The finest use of “if anything” in the history of written English

Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"

@BristOliver Oh these are German conditions! The biggest surprise of coming to the Euros is that the trains are much much worse than England

@LucyferIncarnat @jayforeman Bravo, I came here to make this joke with a less funny place name

@jayforeman The sign could be hanging upside down somewhere near leamington spa I suppose.

Disgusting. See me.

Fuck VAR (as usual) #GERDEN

@SamJDean @bryansgunn Although if it had been level Denmark would have finished ahead anyway on qualifying ranking

UEFA have officially confirmed that Denmark finished ahead of Slovenia in Group C because of a yellow card shown to Slovenia assistant coach Milivoje Novaković. Denmark and Slovenia finished level on points, goal difference, goals scored and yellow cards shown to players.

Hugely underrated part of these euros is the karaoke anthems

@networkrail there was an incredibly loud machine moving very slowly on the line between Enfield Chase and Gordon Hill between 3-4am last night. What was it doing? Not really complaining, just interested!

@PrimeVideo Hey prime I just paid for now ads and I have ads. WTF??

@NateSilver538 Depends whether you mean “most likely to cause extinction/near extinction” or “highest number of expected deaths”

I'm just curious where my Twitter followers line up on this question. Which poses the greatest threat to humanity over the next ~50 years?

@GetBetter_FC @officialjoef The word “legend” is overused these days but…

The end of an era as @officialjoef retires as undoubtedly GBFC's greatest goalscorer through three decades. You will be missed. #captainleaderlegend

@anne_e_currie 🤦‍♂️

@anne_e_currie Wait what happened to the stag?

My first 3rd round game - AFCB v West Brom in 1999. I was 15 and beyond excited that the goals would be on Match of the Day(!!) Won 1-0! Didn’t remember this detail but Eddie Howe scored the goal…