James Deffley

Ok someone had to do it … Andy Burnham walking into Makerfield by election

In July 2024, Mohammed Fahir Amaaz headbutted a customer inside a Starbucks at Manchester Airport. When Police went to arrest him, he and his brother Muhammad Amaad kicked seven shades of sh*t out of two female officers. Today, the brothers await the verdict on the "alleged" assault of PC Zachary Marsden - which is clearly captured on CCTV. 36 seconds into this clip you'll see one of the brothers attack PC Marsden from behind, before dragging him to the floor. The Jury have been deliberating on their verdict for TWO DAYS,which begs the question - how many Pakistani Muslims are on the Jury?

Starmer realising he's less than two months away from the World Cup final in an executive suite

@Autoweltmedia Put it on EBay listing it’s current issues, sold it a young mechanic who wanted to get his teeth into it. I had nothing but bad luck with it, differential once spectacularly failed whilst I was driving which locked up the rear axle. Luckily I wasn’t going round a bend £1800 bill

@jamesdes81 What did you do?

BMW M550d, F10 or F11. Local prices now start around €13k-15k and are the cheapest ''M'' cars out there, the cheapest M Performance car. Three turbos. N57S 3.0L tri-turbo diesel. 375 hp and 740 Nm of torque. This thing still is genuinely fast today a rocketship. And as a daily, it makes a lot of sense when everything works properly. But that’s the problem. Injectors. Turbochargers. DPF systems. Complex diesel emissions equipment and in a touring variant the air suspension might not be working. Cheap power becomes expensive very quickly in a car that is a decade old, not as bad as two decades. But you got to be careful if you don't know what you get into.

@otokyo__ Too many obvious ones so I’ll go with Out for justice. Seagal at his best.

Name a Cop movie but it can't be Bad Boys

@visionpaischile If he was alive today I’d love to ask him why he didn’t take it easy at Monaco when he was winning by enough time to stop and take a dip in the swimming pool. There’s reasons why he wanted to humiliate him as much as possible.

El día que el príncipe de Mónaco y su hija ignoraron a Senna luego de obtener el primer podio de su carrera en 1984. Bajo una intensa lluvia conduciendo un modesto Toleman-Hart, partió 13º y llegó 2º. Ese joven ignorado de 24 años luego se convertiría en el mejor piloto de la F1.

@NefflynB I see a bloke clenching his fist, and he looks quite ripped to be fair.

Si tienes el hemisferio derecho del cerebro activo, ves un gatito; si tienes el izquierdo, ves un conejito. ¿Qué ves?

@FootballFunnys Was there when it was being built. Rewired the 4 tower blocks on Citizen Road to the Right. Used to take us an hour to drive from our digs in Chingford. We had some serious footballing banter on that job.

Only true football fans will recognise this stadium… 🏟️

Father’s Day Just Got Funnier

An unwanted record for Sheffield Wednesday 😳 The Football League has been around since 1888, and no team has ever gone longer without a win 📉

@BladesArchives That was a good one when we beat Cardiff 5-2.

What’s the loudest you’ve ever heard #sufc fans at Bramall Lane? 🏟️ This came up at the pub recently. I went with the 4-3 playoff win over Forest in May 2003 ⚔️ A few other suggestions were Charlton (2014) and Coventry (1998) cup games. Is there a better one? #twitterblades

For eleven years, a 68-year-old retired forklift truck driver from Mirfield, England began each day by listening to his late wife's voice on their home answering machine message. She had passed away from cancer in 2003. He never changed phone companies. Every time a new provider offered him a better deal, he asked the same question: if I switch, will her voice be kept? The answer was always no. So he stayed. Then in December 2014, Virgin Media, his telephone provider, deleted the message during routine technical work. Stan Beaton described the moment he found out as one of the worst of his life. "I just could not tell people how it affected me," he told BBC Radio Leeds. "It really did devastate me." He contacted Virgin Media and told them what had happened. The executive director of engineering later described the task of finding it as searching for a needle in a haystack. The chances of recovery, he said, were slim. A team of engineers spent three days searching through archived servers anyway. They found it. Virgin Media sent Stan a CD with the recording. He broke down in tears the moment he heard her voice again. Is there a voice you would do anything to hear one more time?

@narindertweets Don’t need to let them when you seem do it all on your own.

Say it loud, say it clear...

@wardyblade1975 All we did was move the ball quicker, run a bit faster and press the opposition with a bit of desire, and that first goal it’s just old school basics done well. Why we can’t do that this season is completely beyond me.

Look at the way we moved the ball, quick, aggressive, our movement was unreal and Norwood could switch it quickly from left to right, centre half and wing back bombing forward, god I miss this blades team, if only we could turn the clock back to March 2020 ❤️⚔️❤️⚔️

@GauciReports And a foul throw just to top it all off. At least Boris got stuck in at Soccer Aid.

🚨Keir Starmer’s 5 a Side Disaster Absolute Embarrassment! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Our PM out on the pitch for his weekly 5 a side game, walking around more like a referee than a player. Zero pace, zero touch & watching the game passing him by… This is the Leader of the UK…🇬🇧

@FootballInT80s Yeah what a day, I couldn’t believe my eyes when that sailed in. I was 11 and sat in the Kop 4 rows behind the net. I miss the 90’s big time.

On this day in 1992: An error of judgement from Liverpool goalkeeper, Bruce Grobbelaar leads to a lovely goal from Sheffield United’s Brian Deane just before half time. The Blades win 2-0 with the striker grabbing another goal in the second half.

Paramedic Rebecca McLellan tragically died by suicide in November 2023 at the age of only 24. As part of the inquest into her death,her final note has been publicly released. It tells of her despair and inability to see a way through her struggles. It literally breaks our hearts to see any 999 worker, but even one so young coming to the conclusion that leaving life is the only way to end suffering. It makes us more resolute to provide quick effective assistance to members of the 999 services who are facing such battles in the name of those who couldn’t find a way through. Rebecca’s note read: “People can survive pretty much everything as long as they can see an end in sight” “Unfortunately for me, I cannot. All I can do is wait for the inevitable fall again.” “I miss the person I used to be. Unfortunately, that girl is long gone. I’ve been running this race for a little too long and now my legs are tired. “I know there are those out there who love me, and to those people I thank you from the bottom of my heart” “I love you all tremendously”. “Please know that I tried” “I really did.” This is the unseen reality of the emergency services We hope that Rebecca is at peace. Source: Fire Brigade Museum. #maysherestinpeace #paramedic #suicide #mentalhealth

@FBAwayDays Don’t worry Harry I won’t tell yer Guvnor about it.

Wow, one of the coaches taking Manchester City fans to Wembley set on fire. 😲 Really hope everyone is ok! ❤️

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