James Kerley

@Briggs @theage Coooooked #welldone @Briggs

Why don’t you ask the Hawaiians? @theage

@Optus by far the worst telco support in Australasia! Have a small business with them- failing internet for 4 months. They finally ‘send’ a technician today who hasn’t turned up. ‘Yes’ it’s time to go back to @Telstra

Finally, after seven days of silence and prayer, ScoMoses was blessed with a plan that he knew would work.

@DannyjClayton @TheTodayShow @davewlawson did you sell our patent?

@TheTodayShow 10 years later the world is catching up to @jameskerley

A man has claimed to have CRACKED the code to cooking the perfect boiled egg... in a kettle! Do you have a cooking cheat like this? 🥚 #9Today

@Sethrogen @russellcrowe Haha that first look to camera 😂

This whole thing is comedically genius.

@EnergyAustralia Didn’t request you to cancel my account with @RedEnergy_ who is the best regulator to report this too @energyaustralia?

@jameskerley Hi James, the only way this would happen is if we've picked up your address by mistake for another customer. Or, we haven't gained permission correctly which is quite rare as we have pre-recordings of terms/conditions and processes around regulatory compliance obligations - Danni

@EnergyAustralia how do you take over an energy account without permission?

❄️F R O S T Y F R I D A Y ❄️ @ Wanaka, New Zealand instagram.com/p/BsxdKYyAUhD/…

Here’s to everyone having their best year yet in 2019! 2018... what a cracking ride! • MAXIM TV kicked off again on 7mate_australia and 7plus. @mdnuclear thanks for your vision and… instagram.com/p/BsF2h1hAEeW/…

A work colleague was two minutes late for a @JetstarAirways flight and not allowed to check in- but flight was running 45 minutes late.....

Mainly faults in your network that lead to overcharging.

@Telstra complaints line has “cut out” three times today....

@Telstra once known for reliability now consistently delivering tech laughability...20 minutes on hold to cancel my account, automated services that call but can’t let you pay without having your account number... what happened to the old Telstra....

Just bought a packet of sewing needles and found a strawberry in the packet...

@PlayHQs That’s me! Is that playing in UK now? Nice!!

@catmama34 So 8:30 or 9:30pm games?

@alicia_cordwell Haha I’ve waited along time to hear this refreshing accolade! FYI The kettle short circuited and a blew a fuse in the diesel generator! #BehindTheScenes

@jameskerley I want you to know that I still regularly think about the time you cooked a fisherman’s basket with nothing more than a kettle and a toaster. You were ahead of your time and that deserves some goddamn recognition.

@THE_BUM_BUM_MAN All Hail the BUM BUM MAN!!!

@jameskerley Everybody

@Cosmic_Lea @CashShowAU GREAT WORK!!! @Cosmic_Lea @CashShowAU

Woohoo I finally won for a second time! 😄 @CashShowAU @jameskerley

@DannyjClayton @CashShowAU Come in and ask some Questions Danny, and don't tell too many people how much you haven't won as it's correlated with IQ points.....

My mate @jameskerley is doing a new game show that you can play on your phone called @CashShowAU Admittedly, I’ve only one 2 cents so far... but it is still fun!