James Parz

@parko_09 @GreatBritishMC @5Dunny Hahahaha brilliant

@GreatBritishMC @jamesparz @5Dunny it’s Tyson Dunn

Tyson Fury is going viral for his hilarious advice to a fan who’s struggling to have his first romantic experience with a lady 💀😭

@danesayce88 @pgaskell13 😂😂

@pgaskell13 @jamesparz 😂😂

if we beat Brentford next Monday they’ll be taking the money out of our accounts for the 4 home group games on Tuesday morning

@JBanned__ It’s destroying me. Only thing I can combat it with is spicy food

@JBanned__ They’re hitting hard this year

@DerekWarChisora @Nigel_Farage @DAZNBoxing Desperate Chisora

Large and in charge @Nigel_Farage 🔥 @DAZNBoxing #ChisoraWilder

@JackMulhall92 @parko_09 @danesayce88 @aaronmurphy👀👀👀

Did you call Bradley Wood after you were involved in a betting syndicate that ruined his entire career?

@MikeCaseEye @JamieJackson___ @LibertyCappy @parko_09

@LibertyCappy Chuck Norris, forever in our hearts

CHUCK NORRIS MEME THREAD TO END ALL MEME THREADS Let's honor one of the GOAT's by dropping your BEST Memes and Chuck Norris jokes! 👇👇👇

@JBanned__ Was up there in January for beers with some older chaps from Failsworth I know. Great little place, although tomorrow I can’t see us stepping outside the Hare and Hounds 🙈

@JBanned__ Uppermill tomorrow for the gold cup 🍺🍺🍺

@MGallIBF @blixberrie @danesayce88

Well done wee man 👏👏👏

@AlternativeMUFC @danesayce88 big batty Brian 😂

The alternative line up mug has been a merch staple for years. All the names on one lovely little mug. This seasons is a little late, but better late than never and all that. Fancy one? You can grab one here: redmancdesigns.com/products/alter…

@JBanned__ The level of entitlement is beyond anything we’ll ever see in our lifetimes (hopefully)

I despise these rancid cunts yet most of you seem to love them. I don’t fit in. And I’m good with that.

@DrClownPhD @parko_09

RILF! 😅

@ashtoon92 Welcome to the big leagues (which we’re no longer in 🙈)

Airlines are absolute parasites by the way. Booking flights to Baku immediately at £365, before I got to the end of the process it’s shot up to £550 🤦🏼‍♂️ #NUFC

@UtdHeisenberg_ @danesayce88

21 years ago today Eric Cantona kicked a racist during a match... Here is an apology 😎❤️

@mufc_miller Scary how the previously thought unrealistic is starting to seem pretty realistic

This needs investigating.

@UtdHeisenberg_ @danesayce88

If Diogo Dalot was a painter & decorator...

@lorsehatitudes @5Dunny

Looks like the camera man has snuck up behind him while he’s taking a piss.

@UtdXclusive How the fuck can anyone offer less than Dalot going forward 🤡

🚨 NEW: Diogo Dalot will believe he should be the first choice RB moving forward, himself better suited to a back four and also a player that can invert inside, something Carrick showed an appetite for at Middlesbrough. Mazraoui offers less going forward than Dalot but is equally comfortable operating inside in midfield spaces and provides greater security defensively, something which may be more important than ever if Carrick is aiming for helter-skelter football. [@ChrisWheelerDM , @NathSalt1]

The amount of times I’ve watched this is unhealthy.