it’s-a me, sami

shoutout to @macklemore for inspiring my 6th favorite costume. it took me 8 minutes to make, maybe.

you’re kidding

are you fucking plagiarizing animal crossing? tom nook will outlive you

hey doordash can we get rid of bike delivery like if i wanted cold food i would order it that way smh

@dunkindonuts this triggered my fight or flight (in a good way?)

so you’re just gonna send me a work email while I’m at work to my work email during work hours?

lmao can’t afford groceries or dinner bc i have a prescription to get

turn your jeans into joots

look if you use ai to do your christmas shopping you’re pitiful

what do you mean in 10 years i’ll be having flashbacks to the hayley williams solo tour presale

girl what

you cowards only post pictures and not the whole clip shut up kevin from the office

everything i’ve learned about lily allen and david harbour has been against my will

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

i hate so much that chewy uses @FedEx like sure order 30lbs of dog food just for them to NEVER read delivery instructions and take it to the wrong place every time. i can’t carry that!!!

level 80 requirement in pokemon go is to sacrifice an eevee to the devil

i don’t do much these days other than Exhibit Symptoms

you canNOT tell me this isn’t a dig at hayley and zissou

oh so he’s rude now