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Haircut on the right only works if you have this exact hair texture. If it’s too straight you’ll look homeless and if it’s too curly you’ll look like Bob Ross

@SonicMar10 @DukeOfZamunda Benching 3x a week from scratch, for 1 year, does not get you to 225lbs 😂. Call me small for that, but it’s just not realistic unless the individual has a pretty large frame

@DukeOfZamunda Average person with ONE year of gym membership and benching 3x a week should be able to do it. (Personal experience) Would take a rather large individual to do it without going to the gym.

Nobody who has been in a gym would even say the average man should bench 225. The average man in the gym doesn’t even do that

@edgaralandough I keep hearing this take, but this is just not science-backed. If anything, there’s a precision ceiling at 0.1g/1kg body weight. Wish this were true, trust me I’ve tried >5g, but the studies don’t support it…

Okay I have to share… I’ve been taking creatine for years but I never exceeded the 5g dose. Recently I started taking 10g instead and let me just say HOLY F**k yall need to up your creatine dose immediately.

A story in 4 pics

@MYTHALLICA Respect the strat, don’t understand attack moves on a Sp. Attacking mon, though, even if it’s STAB

I need y’all to understand that some players just do not play the game the way you believe it should be played or the way YOU play it. Some of you like to set up moves strategically andI can respect that. However me personally, I prioritize speed and attack. My goal is to obliterate the Pokémon on the first hit and move onto the next Pokémon. You do you and I will do me. Period.

@ArpusLive I’ve played almost 20 years and this tweet is the first I’m learning this can happen myself

in all my years of Pokémon I’ve never seen this happen once

You know what? NO. I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a 29 year old college graduate and still lost to Misty twice in Pokemon Firered. It could happen to anyone

@kenzwinz Dream Eater + Sleep Powder + Supersonic is carrying, but I’ll probably swap for Scyther when the time comes…

The way my Butterfree been putting belt to ass 😭 She going to the elite four fashooo

@inkredableXR It’s because we knew who won

kinda funny how The Amazing Race had a season dedicated to Big Brother contestants and Big Brother fans still didnt care to watch

@drewlevinn Applying. Late 30s. So excited for a valid opportunity to work with you and not be discriminated against due to my age.

does anyone know the science behind why these snow storms keep coming specifically sunday through monday? literally no other combination of days. i keep experiencing deja vu over and over again.

@gmerc @linkkling A beautifly ace is kinda iconic tbh

@linkkling you are a moron

like what is this. how are you almost level 60 and i'm not even in the late 40s. you can NOT argue that grinding wasn't intended

@AdinRossVods Struggling to bench 135 while on steroids is really… something

Andrew Tate was SHOCKED that clavicular could only rep 135 pounds for 3 reps despite him openly being on steroids 😭

Deeply uninteresting group of people left on The Traitors

@barcaszn98 @Waddy_1 I’ve found multiple shinies in Emerald with no RNG

@Waddy_1 It’s not impossible cause you can still RNG manipulate it but your shiny seed is hard to find, I have a early shiny seed in my emerald and I have found like 5 wild shinies

In Pokemon Emerald, there is a coding error which affects the RNG, making it IMPOSSIBLE to find any shiny Pokemon in the game.

@Andy Jared from Boston: Did Rob plan on betraying the other Traitors from the start of finding out who they were (housewives), or did that come to fruition as the game played out?

My team is getting ready for THE TRAITORS REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

@TherealCANDIACE Thanks for an amazing showing on #TheTraitorsUS. Great gameplay, and great television. Just hope that Traitor ship ends up sinking now…

This is a TOUGH boot order. #TheTraitorsUS

@BlackLanterrn 5x5 is legitimate strength training tho

Adorable gym n00b just asked for benching advice and said an “influencer” he follows preaches 7 sets of 5