Jared Ortner

@bennpeifert Still haven’t touched that one. Having another run thru witcher3 tho

my advice on how to deal with this market: diversify your assets, close your brokerage window, forget about the Strait of Hormuz play Pokémon with your partner and your kids, enjoy what's important when the kids go to bed, switch to Elden Ring

@joshmanmode_ Typical raptor driver :P

Mistakes were made

@ArmedJ0y I have hitachi now metobo because that’s what I started with. FD runs all Milwaukee, including the extrication gear. A lot are now swappable too.

Well, my drill finally died. I need to go buy a new one. I will now pick one of the 4 brands which will cause 3/4ths of the internet to call me slurs.

@MikeBales Wrong. We went from nearly 70 to single digits plus 10 inches of snow

Only in Georgia can you go from a high of 78° to a high of 46° in a two-day span. 😖

99% plus of posts auto translated are pure fucking garbage. Can I block every single one easily?

@FedProm I’m so sorry. Stay strong

First she survived me, then pharmacy school, then CVS, then her 30s, then covid. Now this. It takes a lot to live life.

@BrentTerhune Thought the pretense for this one was tips on policies or companies that looked like insider trading. Not sure they went with the other charges but I could have missed something.

Damn, I can’t believe they arrested Prince Andrew for nothing just like Ghislaine Maxwell.

@waltonagseed Could be worse. Sometimes county decides it’s a good time to burn piles right before a ban. Then wind, one thing leads to another etc

Looks like we have some neighbors that think the burn ban is a mere suggestion..... Been dry for a minute, 20mph gusting to whatever, and they light fires.

@thecavemommy We have a traverse, and yeah the back seat is small and forget about much cargo space. Pilot seats second row bench in 3rd but size is probably similar to a pilot so if you ruled that out, probably a no go

I’m trying my hardest to find an SUV that’s suitable for three to four car seats that isn’t either 1) Giant Expedition / Yukon / Tahoe / Sequoia 2) A complete piece of crap (bye bye Kia Telluride and Hyundai Palisade) 3) Has a cramped third row (bye bye Mazda / Volvo / Honda Pilot) 4) VW Atlas & Acadia only have 6 seats. There is none, besides maybe the Highlander. Lol, the minivan is seriously the best option if you are going to have 3 young children at least in car seats

@cosmicturt @bronzeageshawty The price difference versus fuel mileage is a wash at best. I do have some older vehicles and choose not to use it in the newer. Except my wife’s car I guess, that’s a blend of whatever octane happens to get put in lol

@jaredortner @bronzeageshawty While I don’t really like that they started putting ethanol in fuel, it’s not that bad if you’re running it all the time. It’s only bad if you have an older car that sits for long periods of time or small engines like weed eaters and mowers that sit

A grown man emailed me to tell me to use premium fuel in my Land Cruiser sometimes because it "cleans out the engine." You people are trying to kill me.

@ChefGruel Only time I use seed oil is pasta salad. Because the leftovers turn into a rock with olive oil.

Let’s put all the medical arguments aside re: seed oils. Seed oils taste like shit. They are cheap and leave a bitter acrid taste on the palate. Cooking with better fats makes a major difference in the final flavor of food, especially in things like vinaigrettes and sauces that are eaten raw. Which would you rather sodas on toast or eat raw: olive oil/butter or canola oils?

@FenixAmmunition About 27 raccoons, give or take a McDouble

Guess the weight. Closest answer gets... something.

@rsosa8 Is that origami? Then of course!

Do you make love on Valentines Day?

@ChefGruel Just gimmie a martini so I can fit in a nap duh

At the airport at 7 am today, I was amazing how long the line was for Panda Express. No eggs, just lbs of sticky chicken and carbs.

@BowTiedBroke I’m sure I. The replies you have seen after market nozzles that don’t suck. Or also check out Jerry cans

Man, please just give me 5 minutes alone in a dark alley with the guy who invented this stupid nozzle on gas cans.

@CoachDanGo @shariffshattima Don’t feed the trolls sir

@shariffshattima Why not get advice from people in successful marriages?

@dustinkittle Don’t know what you have but buffs have been good layers for us, get along fine with the others

Not tomorrow or next week or next month, but if we decided to add ‘a few’ chickens to the Snow Creek menagerie, what breed(s) do you think would fit in the best? 🐓 And why?

@Batenswytch Costa Rica. Both beautiful tho can’t really go wrong

Okay. Hubs has decided against an Alaskan Cruise for our 30th this year. Mexico is out because... reasons... this year and maybe for a while. He refuses to be on a plane for 8 hours to go to the US Virgin Islands. How do we feel about Costa Rica or The Dominican?

@DavidBCollum Switching production from consumer grade to datacenter. Circle jerk of pledged money for maybe someday built DCs redirected production lines. Was my read.

So I look at all the answers and ask, "Are the AI chips and RAM used for AI the same or at least sourced from the same companies?" I would not have thought so.

my IT guy says the AI move is driving up the prices of standard electronics like Mac Airs up by hundreds of dollars: why would this be? What is the connection?