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Is this the start of a thread of mistakes in news media? Maybe. Why is it so prevalent now? Was it always, but I’m just reading more news now? Does finding this equal parts fascinating and irritating make me a boring person?

@RepNancyMace Oooooh is he dying? 🥳

Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.

@jfthelolzor @Schaffrillas The best show ever.

@Schaffrillas I ask this in all sincerity what the frick frack snick snack is Urinetown

Urinetown might have the worst ending to a musical. Like ever

@RadioGenoa Kids can’t be Christian, they’re not old enough to understand.

American Christian kids in a Texas church. We still have hope.

Mrs. Lovett at the beginning of A Little Priest:

Can I have an explanation of this phenomenon without using bean soup as an example? I don't like bean soup.

Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day and think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.

@Remi_Grl2 Don’t you mean he or she has pronouns listed in his or her profile? Or does it now make sense to use they/them/their to refer to a singular individual? 🤔

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@j5siah @YourLemonLove Hope this helps :)

middle-aged woman i got stuck behind at the orchid show scanned every orchid with a flower identifier app. every single time it said “orchid”

searching frantically for my phone in the dark at 4:30am. calling it didn't yield any noise. eventually I realized I must leave for my flight without it, and picked up my cat to say goodbye. the phone was under the cat and he's fat enough to muffle the sound

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

Only anti-vaxxers will get this: Measles

god i love musicals that feature tracie thoms playing a lesbian with a well established good job while her girlfriend has a less accepted job in the 80s as aids threatens her close friends

@PopBase Good. Fuck that TERF. Will be a much more pleasant watch now.

Helena Bonham Carter is leaving ‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 and her role will be rewritten/recast: “It [became] apparent that the character which Mike White created for Helena Bonham Carter did not align once on set.” (deadline.com/2026/04/helena…)

they wrote a line where she correctly gendered a trans woman

I'm going to try "I have my own way of doing percentages" with my tax returns.

"being gay is a sin according to my religion" well according to my religion everyone is gay and transgender so how about that

Sondheim when he decided to rhyme “personable” and “coercin’ a bull”:

I don’t think terfs should ever raise children alone. For a number of reasons. Terfs are generally abusers and predators. *PS I also mean terfs whose partner has died. A child left along with an emotional terf is in twice the danger.

My whole TL is the terf movement eating itself and falling apart because JK Rowling said trans people are valid if they’re attractive. it’s such a good day to be hot and trans