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@LonghornClips Isn’t that where he told the line in the huddle “just give me enough time to make a sandwich and I’ll get the first down”

Facing 3rd and 30 with nobody open, Vince Young just tucks it and takes off for a jaw-dropping 34-yard scramble that flips the field! Texas Longhorns light up the Missouri Tigers 51-20! Oct. 1, 2005

@TexasFootball @CoachMackBrown Like a wift of smoke through a keyhole

@thick_trinity Give a country boy and a city boy 12 months to live on what they’re own hands can provide, and see how dumb it is

Country Boy Can Survive is one of the dumbest songs on the planet

@RussoHockey Hey Russo, cool moment caught on tape last night of Jim nill coming to congratulate Billy. Do you know if this typical? Seems like a classy move. #wild #stars

@benlikessport Something bout this year Every game is elite

I can’t lie man NHL playoffs might be the number 1 playoff out of the big 4

@mdixonair So blessed to have Razor

Razor said “that’s dirtier than a urinal cake”

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

@JoeSquawk You’ve become embarrassing. Use your brain. You don’t have to keep defending nonsense.

Inflation averaged 5.2% under Biden. Even with a war and tariffs to rebalance global trade March core annual CPI rose 2.6%

The bros did Hunger Strike and nailed it. String Theory is the name of the band

I renew my invitation for everyone to join me for the Prayer Vigil for Peace, which we will celebrate in St. Peter’s Basilica on Saturday, April 11, at 6:00 PM Rome time. #PrayTogether #Peace

@GOP Y’all are sick, bloodthirsty fuks

@AriFleischer Yall are sick bloodthirsty children

This line from Axios this morning is why I sometimes give up on inside-the-beltway journalism: “‘The president is the most bloodthirsty, like a mad dog,’ another U.S. official said.” US official? That could be Bernie Sanders. Or Melania. Or an intern at the Department of Agriculture. The press gives away anonymity like a good neighbor on Halloween gives up candy. This is a meaningless quote unless we are told who said it. It brings no value to good reporting.

@AmandaMAtwell Friday Night Lights are for one thing in Texas And one thing only

The girls are fighting!!! (I’m on Cody’s side here to be clear. God speed to the red raiders head butting with Yormark - you’re doing the lords work)

irony /ī′rə-nē, ī′ər-/ noun

This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: “Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen: your hands are full of blood” (Is 1:15).

@The_Jett15 @SportsCenter @MarchMadnessMBB It’s hard to go up when a forearm is shoving your shoulder down. The reason he didn’t go up is because the shove was timed with the shot

@SportsCenter @MarchMadnessMBB Great job, Swain. You go up for the rebound, you get fouled and win the game by hitting free throw.

TREY KAUFMAN-RENN GAME-WINNER‼️ THE BOILERMAKERS KEEP DANCIN' TO THE ELITE EIGHT 🪩 (via @MarchMadnessMBB)

@TexasHumor Well, Dallas is a woman who will walk on you when you're down But when you are up, she's the kind you want to take around But Dallas ain't a woman to help you get your feet on the ground Yeah, Dallas is a woman who will walk on you when you're down

If you see this, reply with your absolute Texas roadtrip music bangers. I’m making a playlist.

Tiger singin again

This paragraph by C.S. Lewis, written in 1948, still hits hard: “If we are all going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb when it comes find us doing sensible and human things—praying, working, teaching, reading, listening to music, bathing the children, playing tennis, chatting to our friends over a pint and a game of darts—not huddled together like frightened sheep and thinking about bombs. They may break our bodies (a microbe can do that) but they need not dominate our minds.”

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