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my FB Marketplace buyers who want me to deliver to their place by ROGERS ARENA

meanwhile my hometown can't even figure out how to run a bus to the airport

riding a double decker train from a sleepy residential suburb into a major metropolitan centre, just like god intended 💅

@hugowoka NOOOOoooooooOOOOO

this whole time i've thought parking was "free" in Victoria with the app because $10 vouchers kept appearing in spaces in parked in. reader: i've been paying for all those. i have 9 "wallets" with varying amounts in them. i KNEW it was too good to be true.

trini aunties will convince the world that eating fish is vegetarian or die trying

@K2_CD1 people love to ask students what their plan is when they damn well know the answer is "survive?"

I was asked in an interview today “so what is your plan?” It took everything I had to not respond with “I don’t even have a pla””

@heptatweets @hugowoka tell me you don't work for an organization that requires 20 layers of approvals and your firstborn child to use new software without telling me 🫠

@hugowoka Hugo Downlod Figma It’s Free Challenge

doing graphic design again in MS Word pray for me

@K2_CD1 yeah, obviously, it's because australia SUX 👎

The fact that my friends renamed our group chat Australia Sux and have kept the name all this time fills me with so much happiness

@hugowoka holy what? this slaps so hard

have a song stuck in my head. you know the one where the Titanic is sinking and the guy goes *bing* off the propeller? yeah that one.

@K2_CD1 yes, yes they did

…did they just steal a terrace house song??

Being stuck at home and sick sucks. BUT it does allow me the time to eat up season 2 of Single’s Inferno and I am very much looking forward to it ❤️‍🔥

drag race going back to 90 minute episodes reminds us to never underestimate the power of being gay and annoying to get results 🙌🏼

@hugowoka time to start having lil' soups for breakfast

gonna go on the "cat diet" by consuming nothing but canned fish and water.

@steffabj I'm sorry you're dealing with this. I've been there too and know how isolating and frustrating skin stuff can be. Here if you ever want to talk ❤️

This is Not Very Chill of me but i have SUCH BAD scalp issues and they drive me wild and make me so insecure! I might cut all my hair off! I’m going to try get a derm consult! Even topical steroids didn’t work!

@K2_CD1 I am 100% interested. See you soon 😉

@jasmatazz Omg if you ever are interested in giving it a try I will come over to your place immediately

AHHH IT’S FINALLY HERE!!!! #AvatarLegends

@hugowoka jellied chicken broth 🫠

it's disturbing how much I want to try these foods

bc hydro cut off the power for my block only with no notice, while I was in the middle of watching the white lotus season finale, and I am LIVID

@hugowoka oh my god HUGO

me: can we get more bike parking consultant: draw us a picture me (going overboard): let's go

@wander_wuman weekly living room dance party

featuring weirdly tall cake

my loved ones threw me a lil surprise birthday party and now i am feeling all the warm fuzziness and gratitude for their sweetness 🥰