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Having Deuce AND Reggie was so unfair…

The ‘99 Spurs were ripping Starcraft LAN parties in the hotel before destroying your favorite team LOL

@bswhealth - Is your patient portal down this afternoon (11/26)?

🕦 11:28 PM CDT 🚨 Flash Flood Warnings are in effect until 2:30 AM for parts of Comanche, Hamilton, Mills, and Lampasas Counties. Radar estimates 1–3" of rain so far with more incoming. Flash flooding is expected in Hamilton, Hico, Lampasas, Copperas Cove, Goldthwaite, Mullin, Lometa, Kempner, and surrounding communities. 🌊 Turn Around, Don’t Drown! 📱 Track storms with the free TSC app: texasweather.app #TXwx

@Rena_Rudy @StanfordDaily Fellow long covid sufferer... I agree we shouldn't invite mass infection. It's also not realistic to hide from it with masks and spacing; we need more funding and accelerated research paths for improved biological observability to understand the mechanisms of long covid.

My piece for @StanfordDaily: 🧵 Stanford must end its complicity in COVID harms How can organizers claim an ounce of credibility if their COVID conference all but ignores the five-ton elephant of Long COVID in the room? 1/3

Has anyone else noticed that William Shatner sounds exactly like Verne Lundquist?

😂😂😂😂. If you ain't calling this you might as well allow stabbing when setting screens.

Imagine being 19 years old and watching live on TV to see if your birthday will be picked to fight in the Vietnam war.

Equality, Free Speech, Passport. Everything else will work itself out.

@finebaum Chaos

What's one word you would use to describe the state of college athletics today?

It's a mix of natural smells that flies can't resist. They choose it over you even when you're cooking meat. Once they're inside that bag, they're trapped. Use 2 bags, each 30 feet away from you. Replace monthly. Hallelujah.

Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins rehabbing together for their Achilles injury

James Harden is a little bit rusty twitter.com/BleacherReport…

For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus. It's the little things that count.

In the 1970s, Italian singer Adriano Celentano created a hit song that defied convention. "Prisencolinensinainciusol," released in 1972, featured gibberish lyrics meant to sound like English. The song was a playful satire of the global fascination with American culture and the English language. Despite its nonsensical lyrics, the song's catchy melody and Celentano's charismatic performance made it a hit not only in Italy but also internationally.

Paulson Adebo rising to occasion for Saints Defense NFC Defensive Player of the Week has team-leading four interceptions, 11 pass breakups ✍️⤵️ @JohnDeShazier neworleanssaints.com/news/cornerbac…

I am furious. My son’s teacher found my Twitter account and made comments to him about it. She even went as far as to use profanity and say “tell your dad that he’s a total dumbass.” This is NOT what I had in mind when my wife started homeschooling our kids.

How good was Larry Fitzgerald? Let’s put it this way: he retired after 17 NFL seasons with 10 more career tackles (39) than dropped passes (29). Think about that for a minute.

Lake Travis has risen three inches thanks to this morning's rain ....Another 624 inches still needed #atxwx #txwx

Bears fans when they realize they are playing on primetime again tonight @barstoolchicago