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Sleepy Don is very funny to watch in a cabinet meeting

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

*BRITISH WRITER PENS THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF TRUMP* Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump's limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don't say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it's a fact. He doesn't even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn't just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It's all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don't. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He's not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He's more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless or female – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy' is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and most are. • You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it's impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

@mmcassella n o way. Donald has minus 600% crime in DC. negative crime

This explains it: x.com/SecretSvcSpox/…

U.S. Secret Service just evacuated us from our camera position at the White House north lawn. We’re now gathering in the briefing room. No indication as to what’s going on

@OracleSpeaksUSA @YourAnonNews

No this is NOT what 65% looks like, this is what a niche deep blue democrat socialist part of the country sounds like [Prince George County, MD near DC], they want socialism and communism... So it's not surprising they would boo Trump. Even though Trump is the best American president in our lifetime!

This is what 65%+ disapproval looks like.

May the fourth be with you

💯 facts

@AldoZupp @adammocklerr @CurtisHouck hi aldo, FUCK YOU JACKASS

@adammocklerr @CurtisHouck Adam, Again, you are a PUNK KID , who has no common sense and NO street smarts. Brainwashed by the Liberal Cult Thin skinned , insecure and always defensive. Oh , wow , you have lots of “Followers “. Kid, go play with your video games.

@DollyParton get back if you can, but rest if you must

Thank you for standing by me and showing me so much love and support over the past year. I’ve still got some healing to do, but I am on my way! See you soon. 💖 🦋

She’s no hero, but I love this for him.

@Georgesantos @SpiritAirlines @SenWarren Dumbass. Fuck you

To all the employees of @SpiritAirlines Mae sure you call (202) 224-4543 and lodge your complaint with @SenWarren so she knows the hurt she caused you.

@ScottPresler Goof

See you SATURDAY, Fairbanks! See you SUNDAY, Anchorage! I’m here to pass the SAVE America Act & DEFEAT Ranked Choice Voting. 📍Alaska

@SecMullinDHS @DHSgov Dork

I want to thank every @DHSgov employee who showed up to Make America Safe Again during the Democrats longest government shutdown in our history. For 76 days, these Patriots defended our national security without a guaranteed paycheck. It is an honor to serve alongside them.

@Real_RobN Bullshit

This is Stephen Miller, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and United States Homeland Security Advisor: “We’re going to see the first-ever effort in American history to reclaim the ultimately trillions of dollars that were stolen from taxpayers by the Democratic Party.” Detained illegal aliens set to be deported confirmed that they are on Medicaid. “What we’ve found since Donald Trump came into office is that the Democrats have set up a system to funnel hundreds of billions — and ultimately trillions — of dollars to migrants in our country, often from places like Somalia. For example, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement recently asked a group of illegal immigrants in detention whether they were receiving Medicaid. Half of them raised their hands and volunteered that they were on Medicaid — and these aren’t the ones who are hiding it. We’ve seen this over and over again.” The Democratic Party’s ultimate goal is to overthrow the constitutional republic of the United States.

@bennyjohnson Fuck You dbag

The South will look like this in 2026. Then we start ICE raids on Atlanta and Charlotte to finish the job. Don’t be mad. This is just reparations to hard-working disenfranchised Deep South Americans who have had their civil rights unconstitutionally stolen by racist Democrats.

@SundaeDivine Fucknut

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.

@dbongino Ok jackass

Today is May 2nd, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@SecDuffy Eat shit dbag

🚨 THANK A DEMOCRAT 🚨 JOE BIDEN AND PETE BUTTIGIEG bragged about blocking the JetBlue–Spirit merger… The very deal that could have SAVED Spirit Airlines THE RESULT: ❌ LESS COMPETITION ❌ CUSTOMERS SCRAMBLING ❌ EMPLOYEES LOSING JOBS YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP

@MrsErikaKirk Grifter

My husband set the standard.

@KidRock No thanks goofball

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@dbongino Dork

Socialism has a 100% success rate of failure. Socialism is fertilizer for imbeciles. Friends don’t let friends do socialism.