Champagne Julian

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We have teams tanking so hard that records are being broken. First game in NBA history where 3 different players had a triple double 🤦🏻‍♂️ Guys on 10 day contracts getting triple doubles…Yet y’all want to use stats from this joke of an era to prove anything? 😂 (@mollyhannahm)

Imagine calling yourself the GOAT after you got COOKED by a bench player in the Finals 😂😂😂😂😂😂

How did we go from the COOLEST stars in the world to lame tik tokers? RIP NBA aura 🙏

@Jacobtheclipper @TheJordanTruth a couple bronsexuals tried to argue with me today at the gym bout who the GOAT, every time I handled one of their stupid arguments, they just kept resorting to 'jordan played against plumbers!' that's when u know they don't have any reasonable points lol i shut that shit down rq.

LeBron’s shot chart for the 2007 NBA Finals. Don’t let the fan boys lie to you and say “Bron didn’t have enough help” Bron was the REASON they got swept, the Spurs just let him shoot 👍 8/46 outside of the paint 17.4% 🔥 Not my GOAT ✌️ (@TheJordanTruth)

don't wonder what's next for me

feelings got hurt over a random dude's tweet lmao what a lil bitch 🤣 then he got cooked in the replies. bum "Crodie, we threw him away G Pop sent us a real one from Diego And next thing we knew, we was doing parades" you a bum, always been a bum.

she used to soda and nuggets she really just out here thuggin

Why do teams keep daring Josh hart to shoot wide open 3s? What more does he have to prove…

@DontBetOnTatum @KalshiSports they already are that, been that lol he ain't change shit...

@KalshiSports Without DeRozan the Kings would be the laughingstock of the NBA

NEW: DeMar DeRozan claps back at a fan who finds it “disturbing” that he may become a top-10 scorer of all-time. “Disturbing!? Fuck that mean? Who the hell is you to have an opinion on somebody career. Clown!”

Just like Uncut said.. for YEARS, ducking the toughest teams in the league while having near perfect attendance vs. the bottom 3 teams in the league. LeBron's always been a fraud who looks for shortcuts around competing. That cowardice is engrained into his "legacy"

@FakePearBear @Kalshi_Culture nah but you're addicted to gay cock

@Kalshi_Culture Is Drake addicted to crappy album titles?

JUST IN: Drake's odds to release 'Iceman' before June fall to record low 37%

@oVo_champagne_ @strokenesssss bro really thought ate with this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@strokenesssss No problem, weirdo

Any one that doesn’t like Drake is a loser ass bitch

@Jacobtheclipper tufffff 🔥

“Jacob, Bronny would cook you 1v1” — Bron fanboys Bronny is 2 inches taller than me and 20 lbs heavier. He can’t shoot- just like his dad. I would guard him like the Spurs guarded Bron: give him two feet of space and dare him to shoot. Best out of three, I am coming out on top, I PROMISE you that 👊 Revenge season is officially complete ✅ We got 2nd place last season (albeit I was out of the country and left my guys hanging in the final; we lost by 20). So this season I told the guys we will win it all and NOBODY will even get a win on us. Promise complete: 12-0 and we won the chip. The team we beat was actually up 9 in the first half. They finally played me man to man and I had to hit contested 3s. I shot poorly from downtown- I think I went 2/5 but I just kept attacking and good things happened. This was an ugly game that ended 46-41. Best feeling is when the other team puts their heads down and you know the game is over. My pick and roll and free throws iced the game. I had the game-high 19 points 🤝

The King of Ducking Smoke ✅ Stat Pad in a loss to the 24-53 Mavs ✅ Brag to Mavs fans "I still do this sh*t" ✅ Immediately duck 62-16 Thunder LeBron is a brand of coward never before seen. You can't make this up.

lookin like aura i'm bout to call the paparazzi on myself

@realManiAiyer @Jacobtheclipper @Marcg59327989 missing a layup and then giving up and open 3 is a 5 pt *swing*, 'tard. geez and your profile says you're into analytics and data smh turn your brain on sometime or maybe learn to read? simple guy, indeed.

@Jacobtheclipper @Marcg59327989 twice a game and 8 point swing? now each bucket is 4 points..

“Bron put up great stats- not his fault they lost” Meanwhile if you watch the game you see him miss a layup then not play defense hoping to get a cherry pick layup. Bron’s stats are useless because this is what he does every game. Net NEGATIVE player ✌️

@FT_Merchant05 Change your name to IQ zero

2003-2010: incompetent GM that didn’t build a competent roster around him 2011-2014: had to face the dynasty Spurs with an old D-Wade and Bosh 2015-2018: injured Kyrie and Love and had to face the best team ever twice 2019-2026: incompetent GM, horrid injury luck with his squads Of the most unluckiest players in NBA history

@PONTA6565 They don’t watch any games! They go on social media for highlights and narratives and read occasional box scores (if that)

It really shows that LeBronsexuals haven’t actually watched Michael Jordan’s games.

One of the most repeated lies from Bronstans is MJ didn’t face good competition. This lie is partially based on ignorance but also it takes dishonesty to continue to say that after being proven wrong. This guy breaks down Jordan’s competition

bitches be sluts talking about dates and picnics bitch please