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When you check on your Claude Code to see how hard it's cooking and it's just been waiting for you to approve the initial mkdir command.

The only 4 jobs that will remain at tech companies. Credits: @yrechtman

Unreasonably excited to get my Birdbuddy Pro (a smart bird feeder with a camera) I intend on reverse engineering their API so birds trigger market orders or something 😆 like the World Cup octopus making bets

Update, they figured out how to boot me. 😭

While I was in the train, my phone spontaneously connected to a Tesla that was probably passing close on the highway. Spotify asked if I wanted to join this stranger’s jam, so I did. I keep playing death metal and they keep switching it back to Christian children’s music

@m0dest___ @killianmoore_ 0x9424116b9D61d04B678C5E5EddF8499f88ED9ADE 🤞

jobs not finished. now... there were quite a few of you who submitted and weren't selected. i know how much that sucks, and as hard as i try to be fair and objective, there are always collectors that feel left out/wronged/pissed off/etc. in an effort to share my gratitude for the support, < please stand for the apocalypse xiii > has been minted and will ONLY BE AVAILABLE TO THOSE WHO WERE NOT SELECTED FOR THE OTHER PIECES. if you'd like to mint an edition and you were not selected in the previous lottery - drop your address below. (except if you were one of the people that told me to fuck off - you can kick rocks) there will be no exceptions, sorry. glhf

claude confirm all my pre existing cognitive biases and amplify them by sycophantically agreeing with all my ideas. make no mistakes.

@raffi_hotter Paging @3blue1brown for a beautiful explanation of the heck this works. Pretty please?

This algorithm uses one of my favourite theorems in math, the Johnson-Lindentrauss Lemma, which says you can drastically reduce the dimensionality of n points to just log(n) dimensions and still preserve pairwise distances

Looking forward to running 1 trillion param models on my 4090.

The latest addition to my collection. Digital or physical, nothing hits like getting a grail. “Amor” by @robertindiana, 1984 It will live in my bedroom forever. Where amor is made and lived.

@mr_merge We take payment in green olives and wine. If you have enough I’m sure you can find the right immigration officer to bribe, ser

@jay_wooow How quickly can I get residency in Portugal?

Comfortable. In my lane. Moisturized. Eating my pastel de nata.

@ohryansbelt @mattyven did you see this?!

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

Something special about this platform. Made my night. Whoever you are, dear @ngadc intern, I salute you 🫡

I am Harry, a Harvard educated curator ready to slay the house down boots. Today is the day I yoink control from the social girlies and Ali the mother of all rizzlers. They will not stop my aura. Siri add painting emoji here thanks

@mattzcarey Have a discovered queijo fresco with a punch of salt and black pepper?

I knew I would like the wine, weather, fish and the surf but nobody told me about the cheese and the radio. So good

@MatthewRideout $ claude “delete enemies make no mistakes” -- dangerously-skip-permissions

@dinosaurs1969 Pressed my thumb on the screen to play at 2x

They're doing drone strikes with a KANBAN board and story points

this is why palantir is worth more than intel, dell, corning, western digital and HP combined