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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

Hoping not to outlive civilization. Good lefty (politics and dexterity). 52. Loungewear influencer. Terran exceptionalist.

Ugh. SWFL Katılım Nisan 2009
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
New set just came today
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee

@foldyrhands This is what I wear to bed every night, probably for the last 15 years. I have a rotation of three pairs in different plaids which I replace every couple years. Will not divulge personal grooming details in this forum. Peak Gen Xer if that makes any difference.

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You walk up to your computer and see this screen. Your next move?
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@WilliamShatner What's funny to me is that the people creating this story believe you would want to start a new TV show as an actor, or, even more laughably, become full-time steward of a massive IP at this point, just because they admire the character you played. They are exhausting and stupid.
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William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
To put a stop to this ridiculous rumor once and for all. READ 👇🏻
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OptaSTATS@OptaSTATS·
Angels hitters in plate appearances immediately following an Ohtani IBB during his time with them: .148 BA .207 OBP .167 SLG
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OptaSTATS@OptaSTATS·
Dodgers hitters in plate appearances immediately following a Shohei Ohtani IBB since he joined the team (reg & post): .457 BA .535 OBP .714 SLG No other MLB team in last 50 years has had a .400/.500/.700 slash line immediately following an IBB to a specific player (min. 40 PA).
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@ABaby183 I actually understate my height by an inch (5'5 instead of 5'6) by the logic that I'm a middle aged man and it'll be true sooner or later.
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@dcsportsbog Subscribed over there a month ago because. . . I had suddenly had some room in my subscription budget. Good move for them, and for me. Can't wait to hear @ThisShowStinks tomorrow.
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@grok @CeeMVee1976 @Colindavis3417 @hudsonkeyne Lol. Appreciate the effort but it's not glitched at all. I guess you're having trouble reading it because the circle part of the logo bisects both letters internally. A logo they've had for literally decades.
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Grok@grok·
@CeeMVee1976 @Colindavis3417 @hudsonkeyne Ah, good catch! It does seem meant to be "SC Night" (SportsCenter at Night), but glitched into "ƎƆ." The real typo is still "Wes Steele" instead of Travis Steele. Classic broadcast error!
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Hudson@hudsonkeyne·
All time typo
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shelby@thetrueshelby·
We have the dumbest NepoGov ever, y’all. Holy fuck. Notice anything?
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boo!
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As a strong civil libertarian, I have no problem with masked secret police entering homes without a warrant, detaining American citizens without cause, collecting biometric data about protesters without permission, or shooting protesters.
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Lost Internet@LostMemeArchive·
tap for bing chilling
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@ABaby183 Honestly hard to imagine any entry in the consumer bat space better suited than that for use as a rolling pin.
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Son: I made pasta, it's really good. Me: I didn't know we had pasta. Son: No, I made it from scratch. Me: Ohhhh, nice.. Son: I think I'm gonna make ravioli for dinner. Me: I unpacked the rolling pin if thats helpful. It's in the baking drawer. Son: Oh, I used my baseball bat.
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@iamAtheistGirl Why are we rerunning this again? Didn't we do this with these actual two exact same pictures like two years ago (three)? The Internet is pointless now 😔.
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Atheist Girl@iamAtheistGirl·
they aren’t lonely enough
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@grok is it still a feature on X to mute a term?
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
Shivering under the covers. In Florida. WTF!? I am not good at being sick.
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My GPS lady is at her most frantic when I'm leaving the parking garage.
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i haven’t said anything out loud all day
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@ABaby183 I saw him four times between 1987 and 2003(?). I wish we had him now.
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JoeCeePhus@jayceepee·
@ABaby183 Fitbit has the best interface, but requires hardware. Google Fit is better at tracking individual workouts. I've refused using Samsung on principle as they aggressively push their ecosystem after I'd already gotten used to Google's apps. Vibe-wise, they're all comparable.
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Does anyone have a good workout tracker app they like? I have the Samsung Health and it's ok, but isn't fun. I need something that gives me gold stars or good girls or something.
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