your legal guardian

@allballshowie @JustaMinx bruh

@JustaMinx It's getting worse. Just find someone and get pregnant over and over again to avoid getting drafted and sent off to die in a war.

guys seriously what the fuck is going on

@MvulanaMnata @CENTCOM

@CENTCOM Long Live Iran

Two days ago, the Iranian regime had 11 ships in the Gulf of Oman, today they have ZERO. The Iranian regime has harassed and attacked international shipping in the Gulf of Oman for decades. Those days are over. Freedom of maritime navigation has underpinned American and global economic prosperity for more than 80 years. U.S. forces will continue to defend it.

Operation Le Epic Bacon

@lildrag86367388 @Sevilla12Juan @Dexerto Banned, removed, or demoted

@Sevilla12Juan @Dexerto Okay, what do you call it when you forcibly remove a person from a volunteer position?

NASA Astronaut Don Pettit had his photo of a plane taken from the International Space Station removed by a Reddit moderator for being “too blurry”

@Risu_Ekorn @Dexerto This shit happens everyday and nothing is ever done about it. Posting on Reddit is a shit experience.

@Dexerto The only reason why they reversed the ban and apologized is because it went viral. They're only sorry because they got caught and put in the hot seat.

@5dollargyro @bcbbfhxuxjjs @BearsShowYo They had a cupcake run to the superbowl dude just admit it. There's nothing wrong with that. You look like a goober trying to deny it.

@bcbbfhxuxjjs @BearsShowYo x.com/nfl_researcher…

Kansas City, I apologize. I didn’t realize how evil this team is.

Has a single one of these people ever actually done anything or is it just for headline bait

@harrisonpkent @RamsNFL Everyone knows when a minor hears the word "fuck" they instantly vaporize

@RamsNFL Mf? Do you know what that stands for? Are you serious? There are minors who follow this account. You are a horrendous ambassador of the Rams. Please consider resigning…

puka mf nacua

@JoshuaStrough @Arrowhead_Adam This gonna age so poorly in 2 months

@Arrowhead_Adam Chiefs fans are delusional lol, wake up and realize you’re one of the worst teams in the nfl. Just cuz your beating on an injured ravens team doesn’t mean crap. Going to be even funnier when chiefs miss playoffs

Xavier Worthy looks better than ever. The league is in serious trouble when Rashee Rice is back.

@NjoiNFL @ChiefsMenace @NFL It's week 4 bro. Way too early to say anything definitively

@ChiefsMenace @NFL Nah needed more stats from first 3 weeks. And rice still out 3 more games. If Rice was back sooner, maybe would have a shot.

Patrick Mahomes' first 4-TD game since 2023 🙌 BALvsKC on CBS/Paramount+ watch.nfl.com

@TomBradyEgo @MichaelisDillon @NFL You sound way too butthurt about this. Must've hit close to home

@MichaelisDillon @NFL Here’s what you ignored. Once addressed we can move forward

@allantaytv @NjFabiano_ @LarryFosterNFL If wins are what matters both the Chiefs and Bills are still more successful since 2020

@NjFabiano_ @LarryFosterNFL Wins are what matter right? 55-27 since 2020. Also has at least 10 less games played than the 3 QBs above him with more wins he’s ranked 4th in that span! 3rd in passer rating. 5th in total yards. Bring up he has the damn near best qbr ever with the most rush yards EVER

Breaking 🚨 Lamar Jackson sitting on bench with an apparent “injury”, but no medical staff near him and didn’t enter the tent. Sounds like he’s just quitting on the #Ravens..

@JHairplug @rizyukaizen @shyvanas_pet @AUTOMATON_ENG Steam would lose half of their revenue overnight if they implemented something like this. Be realistic

Steam rules updated to prohibit content that violates rules set forth by payment processors and banks automaton-media.com/en/news/steam-…

@bmntnz10 @politically_alt @DaHomie0 @Duckan_but_Smut @uwukko That definition does not accurately capture what being a "privileged person" means. They have the privilege to own a Switch 2, but that doesn't make them privileged. There is a difference.

@politically_alt @DaHomie0 @Duckan_but_Smut @uwukko To be privileged means to have access to a resource, experience, or comfort that not everyone does. So having a job and the circumstances that allows you to be able to have enough money to afford it is indeed a privilege. But again, that isn't an inherently bad thing.

this is literally just two adults with jobs spending $520 bffr

@Rik_Blom @Sander_Kopp @Joexor @fitzmaro @UnionDrip @spamandjelly So you get taxed on the purchase price of the stock, but not on the gains if the stock goes up?

@jaydoff1 @Sander_Kopp @Joexor @fitzmaro @UnionDrip @spamandjelly Its a bit more complicated than that, if you receive stock options instead of salary that is still considered income on labour. A better example would be a landlord who rents out alot of houses, his income is considered income on capital gains and thus pays alot less tax.

One in three workers belonged to a union, and the wealthiest were taxed at 91%

@Rik_Blom @Sander_Kopp @Joexor @fitzmaro @UnionDrip @spamandjelly I'm sure you got hella rich people in your country taking 10 dollars and a ham sandwich in salary to distract from the millions worth of stock options they receive. Same shit over here.

@Sander_Kopp @Joexor @fitzmaro @UnionDrip @spamandjelly We got that for income on labour, not on income on capital gains, thats the real problem in the Netherlands.

@VanHoutenTWT @EmperorLemon This is so big for unemployed people

@EmperorLemon Never Ever and a Content Cop in the same month. We are living in the best timeline

NEVER EVER EPISODE 7 OFFICE SPACE youtube.com/watch?v=QjlHwo…

@Object_Zero_ @Sundongner @rpg_haven @zaryaismywife @maleficore Bro's been arguing about this stupid shit on Twitter for hours but apparently we're the ones that are wasting our time by cooking the chicken

@Sundongner @rpg_haven @zaryaismywife @maleficore You missed quite a few of the services that are included in the $8. Try again.

new doordash restaurant just dropped that only has 2 menu items

@Brockster310 @Vcondry84 @petecrowburner Not all acne occurs from not washing your face and incel still isn't the right word choice here.

@jaydoff1 @Vcondry84 @petecrowburner Fully grown men who don’t wash their face probably don’t get laid much.

The incels are out today at Wrigley

@Object_Zero_ @rpg_haven @zaryaismywife @maleficore You can go to the store for 30 min and get 5lb of chicken and a bag of rice for $15 that makes 10 of these bowls that you can meal prep in another 30 min. So yes, asshole, just making the food yourself instead of doordashing everything like a degenerate is worth for most people.

@jaydoff1 @rpg_haven @zaryaismywife @maleficore List out the activities you need to do and how long they take. Starting with going to the store, then we can all see how worthless your time is.