Downtown Jayson Brown

@PrblyAutistic @cfax1070 40 years of swetty balls

@cfax1070 I'm going to treat it the same as I did every summer for the last forty years

Today's CFAX 1070 news poll: Are you making preparations for summer heat? #yyj

@MaxRovensky @kenwheeler NERD!

@kenwheeler dude media formats are crazy I wrote some code the other day that embeds arbitrary binary data into any audio file using 96000 sample rate and ultrasonic ~40kHz frequencies so no one would ever know

what

@kenwheeler @sama Pew pew pew

@sama “you stole the entire internet under the guise of an open foundation and you’re selling it back to us if we wanna keep our jobs, fuck you”

wow so far DMs in a shockingly even dead heat between "you made a software engineer and didn't include unlimited use in the $20 plan? fuck you!" and "you made a software engineer and you're not charging $20k a month for it? what the fuck?"

@JcardinaJ @CHEK_News So nothing changes? lol

@CHEK_News Ughh. Well there goes a once great brand. CTC will run it into the ground with overpriced poor quality crap.

Hudson's Bay is getting a second life with a new owner — Canadian Tire Corp. Ltd., at a price tag of $30 million. cheknews.ca/hudsons-bay-to…

@nrqa__ Soo many bots commenting on this 😝 shiiit

RIP Chrome? The world’s first agentic browser has entered the game. Fellou can plan, research, automate, summarize, and post.. all from one command bar. Here’s why this will blow your mind:

@Ralph604420 @WeWillBeFree24 @bluedawg7 @factpostnews Her phone so far up her ass it’s American!

Trump: Mattel, they're the only country I've heard they said, 'we're gonna try going someplace else.' Let them go and we'll put a 100% tariff on their Barbies, and he won't sell one toy in the US

@aguayomarcos @aylacroft @Cloudflare @TheoVon

@aylacroft @Cloudflare Randomness it’s really a tricky thing.

Wait.... does @Cloudflare really have 100 lava lamps on a wall that are used to help create random encryption keys!?!?!

@kenwheeler Was the smoke from burning the last guy? 😝

new pope who dis

@JohnB843618 @CHEK_News It’s an American bus company? They employ soo many people here…

@CHEK_News So the elbows up we hate America news media is reporting on this without the most important detail. Better headline; Canadian bus company sells out to AMERICAN bus company. Propaganda by exclusion of information.

The Island-based Wilson’s Group says it’s selling off all of its Victoria tourism bus services, but that the new owners will continue to operate the bus lines. cheknews.ca/wilsons-group-…

@kenwheeler Where’s the rest of it 😝

jesus mary and joseph

@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar 🤣

@atrupar President Trump is bringing fair trade back to America. Pay attention to those opposed to this.

TRUMP: Tourism is way up MORAN: Not now TRUMP: Tourism is doing very well. We're doing very well. Wait until you see the real numbers come out in about six months from now

@WinningClipsX @FearedBuck How?

@FearedBuck what if it gets stolen?

Tesla owners will soon be able to turn their cars into self-driving robotaxis that operate like Ubers and earn them money 🔥

@BeyonderCR1 @JayDwivedi_ You ripped his template design off?

@JayDwivedi_ portrohit.vercel.app - haha already started my work! Challenge accepted, looking forward to it

If you are a designer or developer, and like to keep things simple, you should go for this template

@randorypto @0xshei @antonosika Wish I had that opportunity when I was 12. We had C++ and Dreamweaver.

@0xshei @antonosika lol vibe coding lol

I usually don't give out lovable credits, but for Mila I personally added more than enough credits to her account so she can continue building her product.

@oldcanadaseries Not a single meth head

Kamloops, BC in the 1940s

@kenwheeler @elonmusk How about no!

can i pay @elonmusk money to not have my tweets get broadcasted to anon turbonormies with the worst takes on earth

@stinky_linke @JoshBenton15 @jeffteves @RonFilipkowski He’s a bot, this is his job. Fuck America. Canada rules!

@JoshBenton15 @jeffteves @RonFilipkowski There are over 450,000 manufacturing jobs currently open in the US right now. You *already* can’t fill your manufacturing industry, and you want to create millions more vacancies? Why don’t you quit your job and go work one of them? Bet you won’t.

Straight down seems bad

@parodycab @CHEK_News I need this.

@CHEK_News The decline of Victoria continues

One week after the impending closure of the Victoria Public Market was announced, Loblaw has now confirmed that a No Frills grocery store will be moving into the unit. cheknews.ca/no-frills-to-o…

@southcoastwx Why the fuck is this a paid ad?

A potential category 3 atmospheric river will bring heavy rain to the BC south coast and northern Washington generally beginning Saturday night and ending Sunday night for most areas. This same atmospheric river will bring a second round of heavy rain to the northern half of Vancouver Island from Monday PM to Tuesday AM. Rain will be the heaviest, and freezing levels the highest Sunday afternoon, with heaviest rain expected over southwestern Vancouver Island, the Olympic Peninsula, and Fraser Valley. Rainfall forecasts for BC (to be updated on Saturday) • Northern Vancouver Island: 20 to 30 mm, from Saturday afternoon to Sunday afternoon. • Western Vancouver Island: 50 to 100 mm, from Saturday evening to Sunday evening. • Inland Vancouver Island: 25 to 50 mm, from Saturday evening to Sunday evening • Eastern Vancouver Island: 10 to 25 mm, from late Saturday evening through Sunday evening. • Southern Vancouver Island: 20 to 30 mm, from near midnight Saturday night to near midnight Sunday night • Lower Mainland: 20 to 40 mm, except 60 mm near the North Shore mountains, from near midnight Saturday night to near midnight Sunday night • Fraser Valley: 40 to 60 mm, from early Sunday morning till early Monday morning Rainfall forecasts for WA (to be updated Saturday) • Pudget sound: 0.75 to 1.5 inches north of Mount Vernon, minimal amounts from Seattle to Oak Harbour, 1 to 2 inches from Bremerton to Olympia, from near midnight Saturday night to near midnight Sunday night. • Olympic Peninsula: 3 to 5 inches, except 0.75 to 1.5 inches near Port Angeles, from Saturday evening to Sunday evening • Pacific Cascade Region: 1 to 2 inches, from Saturday evening through Monday morning. #BCStormWatch #WA #BC #AtmosphericRiver #PNW #rain

@kenwheeler Once ordered an alligator burger at a nude beach high on molly, the cook’s dong was an inch from the grill.

i need some weird exotic shit. fuckin ostrich claws, alligator tails, endangered rodentia

only eating meat for the time being so i’m starting to get creative with the sourcing