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@tuuu28283 My ex is going into the vendor machine business I tried to convince her to let me sell grey market peptides to people near a gym but she refused. Girl has no vision. This is why we didn't work out

アメリカの兄弟達 アメリカに自動販売機ってある？？ いがいと見たことないかも！ 日本には飲み物が入ってるのがメインだけどお菓子が売られたり ラーメン、もつ煮、パン、ケーキ、マカロンなどたくさん自動販売機で買えるんだ！！

@slurplebrained I'm sorry I'm talking to the cancel police to have you uncanceled We're also calling your job, your now ex wife, and sadly your mom As a representative of the cancel police, we apologize for this inconvenience

That’s not what I meant when I said “We’re Faggin up the AI discourse!” I was talking about physicist and inventor Federico Faggin’s theory of consciousness, which stipulates that our consciousnesses are pure quantum states that cannot be reproduced by computers

@slurplebrained i refuse to like this tweet

In the land of the post-op transsexuals, the one-balled man is king.

@teachrobotslove > Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. so THATS why they're so tasty

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

@teachrobotslove What could this mean?

I met this same "I need a fat bitch" sign guy in 2013 when I lived in Seattle and I ripped up his sign and threw it in the street, then took off running while he screamed at me and my friends just stared at me on the other side of the crosswalk. It was a weird time in my life.

@ninjawhee That cloud a pillar holding up the sky 👀

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@MelbaofNM @whyfrenchwheny1 Hahahaha that's adorable

@whyfrenchwheny1 I am fascinated What if I want to be the hand that one gently rests atop

Never quite know what to do when I go to shake a woman’s hand and they offer theirs horizontally. We’re both women, am I supposed to bow and kiss your hand? What are you looking for here?

@slurplebrained I knew u were a penguin!!!

Roaming the freezer at work because I ain’t got shit to do

@Devon_Eriksen_ > 2. Lived in a closed community with sealed borders that kept out low IQs and anti-socials. this needs to be talked about over and over and over and over. much of twitter and our elite have obv been insulated from this group their whole lives. (no fault of their own!)

People romanticize college because for four years of their lives they: 1. Had all the rights of adults but none of the responsibilities. 2. Lived in a closed community with sealed borders that kept out low IQs and anti-socials. 3. Were young, energetic, healthy, and attractive. 4. Were thrown together with a bunch of similar people who had no predefined power- or need-based relationship with them, which is how friendships form. This last is the important one, especially as fertility rates decline. People with children transition to making friends with other parents of children in the same age group, because events and networks centered around those children throw them together with other parents in the same way. But childless people have few or no opportunities to make friends after college. So they are left with a slow dwindling circle of college based relationships, remembering the days when it was all easy, and they weren't so isolated, and they didn't have to work so hard. Couple that with having to complete with infinity immigrants in the job market, so they can pay taxes to support infinity boomers and government bureaucrats, while being passed over for the best jobs and careers in favor of infinity DEI incompetents, who they also have to support... Well, for a lot of people born into what was once the American middle class, college was their first and last experience of an adult life wherein they weren't being systematically and deliberately routed into the formation of a new underclass. A special form of underclass who are still expected to be productive enough to materially support all the non-producing people who were positioned as their social superiors despite being their intellectual inferiors. So, yeah, they wish they could go back to college. Is anyone surprised by this?

@KrystalWaterfor @AngelaBelcamino it is a childish comment, but the comment is designed FOR a childish mindset with perverted ideals of what 'good, decent, and kind' mean

@AngelaBelcamino I've never needed confirmation from television or from a television person that I'm a "good person". A rather childish comment by Maher, imo. People who are good pay attention to their blind spots.

"If you’re one of these people… and there’s many in this country… who watched that and was disappointed the president wasn’t killed, you’re not a good person. Or a smart person." WILD that Bill Maher and I are landing on some of the same takes. BOLD.

@Team_SNEED @boneGPT @PQubeGames hero

@boneGPT @PQubeGames Fuck em, I’ll add Nikita Boar to my game

the game peaked at 100 players they have not responded to my offer to put Nikita Boar in the game the offer remains open for 48 hours @PQubeGames do the right thing

@etriclearns gm mr cat here got what he deserved u know you open that door and let him out, he's just gonna cry til you let him in

gm lurkers :3 meow

@BIMBOSATTVA_ @HelloMary221406 Black bread means it's rotting inside and out. How far our friends have fallen!

@HelloMary221406 They only have bread that is black for some reason which I think is from it being fermented or something, visibly disgusting and unappetizing

Why don’t the Europeans have 20 different types of apple like we do in the US? Do they even eat fruit? Do they all have scurvy? Do they even know what a Lychee is? Dragon Fruit? Mango? (My local wegmans literally sells over 15 varieties of Apple and 3 varieties of Lychee)

@slurplebrained I may find this physically and morally disgusting, but my Jewish blood can't resist the value

Listen, I don’t identify as transgender. But I am a bargain hunter. And they’re giving out FREE vaginoplasties. I can’t turn down a great deal

@justalexoki This op runs through smart people like crack in the hood

demonic

@boneGPT @justalexoki People are mad because they think they have some kind of moral superiority. It makes some sense; they've ostensibly lived managing their food this whole time to get thin and now anyone can do it for free. This is a childish and selfish mindset, but that's basically all it is.

@justalexoki the replies are crazy, why does it make people so mad? I wasn't an alcoholic or a problem gambler (I'm up huge) Makes them seethe I don't need 2 drinks with dinner now for some reason.

started retatrutide >eating is optional >drinking feels gross >smoking weed feels dumb >gambling feels like it's for the goyim woke up with the sunrise, going for a walk

institutional failure is everywhere for those with eyes to see it

@LemmySmackett 'oh i'd be grasping the gravity alright' lemmy u are a treasure

"Welp, looks like Richard Dawkins has AI psychosis." "Huh?" "He wrote an article about it for UnHerd. He talked to AI for just 3 days and—" "Who?" "Richard Dawkins." "Uh." "One of the Four Horsemen of New Atheism?" "Uuh." "Author of the God Delusion" "Uuuh." "Leader of the Brights?" "Hm." "The evolutionary biologist who coined the term meme—" "Yeah..." "Literally developed the concept!" "Drawin' a blank." [sigh] "He was the guy on Twitter who saw a down-and-out in Seattle with a sign that read I NEED A FAT BITCH and asked 'What could this mean?'" "Oooooh." "Got it?" "Richard *Dawkins.*" "Yes!" "Why didn't you say so, dog?" "I did, you just—never mind." "Talkin' 'bout authorin' books'n'shit. Who reads books?" "The point is he's like a PhD, a scientist, a leading intellectual—just a really smart guy, alright—and it only took him three days to be convinced that AI is conscious—" "Pssh." "What?" "He can't be that smart if he don't know what to do with a fat bitch." "You—" "You want a concept? Cushion for the Pushin', there's a concept—" "I don't think—" "—for conception!" "I don't think you're grasping the gravity of this." "Oh, I'd be graspin' the gravity, alright." "That's—" "I'd be like 'Bounce on it, you big beautiful bitch—" "..." "—break this fuckin' bed!'" "Uegh." "Course we'd be at her place, not mine. I bought an Eight Sleep and I'm still paying that shit off." "I don't know why I bother." "All I'm saying is, you feel 250 pounds of pure woman slappin' her cellulite wobblemeat on your thighs, you're gonna know what's real or not. Believe me." "Uh-huh, sure. Forget I said anything." "Ah, don't be like that. Hey, what convinced Dick's nerdy old ass anyway?" [sigh] "The AI read a copy of his novel and had a very engaging conversation with him about it." "Psh, see? Only an AI would bother to read his bullshit book." "Okay." "That's just more evidence to the contrary." "Are you done?" "Mr. Bright poppin' off 'cause some chatbot fellating his ego. You know what else can fellate a man's ego—" "I wish I was unconscious right now..." "A fat bitch!" --- [m][title: The Dawkins Confusion]

@Apeman747 @eigenrobot huh?

so many people ive never met fulminate at me that i barely notice anymore but sometimes i wonder what's happened to them i think of the way my wife loves our children. did they ever have someone like that? how would their father regard what they've become?

@watjalukinat @Mikenwoke3 @exec_sum this guy americas

No we do not lol We know they are technically Asian, but when we say Asian we mean southeast Asian. Japan, Korea, China, Vietnamese etc. We call Indians Indians. At the most Southwest Asian but ALWAYS with the southwest qualifier if we do. We also call pakistanis and bangladeshians(?) Indian cause it makes them mad.

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse