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@rldcos @ChaseAlert youtube.com/live/OYs_j7FRc…

@ChaseAlert Seriously? Anyone else?!?!

KTLA live over a live #pursuit

@ABC7 He was found safe and reunited with his family! foxla.com/news/thomas-mu…

Silver Alert issued for man with dementia who wandered away from hotel near LAX spr.ly/6016BBM156

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

@RightWingWatch @FPWellman Is Weird Al the interviewer?

So, the guy who thinks that witches have taken over California is now the acting Secretary of the Navy? Super.

@DrewSav Stopping crime in our cities, obviously

"I don’t think he’s doing a very good job" and what exactly does he think being Pope entails?

Iran and Oman will charge fees to ships transiting through the Strait of Hormuz under the current ceasefire plan-AP

@atrupar The National Trust for Historic Preservation hasn't sued over [checks notes] California High Speed Rail? Shocking!

Trump is mad online about the ballroom

@DylanByers It's so awkward. Who asked for this?

CNN has been experimenting with new formats this week, including Anderson in rolled-up sleeves, massive desk microphones, and a physical map, channeling early Edward R. Murrow-era broadcast.... Experiment will continue today with Jake Tapper broadcasting from his office.

trump has been involved in so many lawsuits that he just used the term "on information and belief" while referring to the war in his press conference

@fan_fintwit @Acyn Never fight uphill, me boys

@Acyn "You never attack in the morning having to do with wind and sun and a lot of things". -Sun Tzu, THE ART OF WAR

Baier: I just got off the phone with the president…. I asked, “what you are saying is you know there is somebody on the ground in Iran that is going to rise up?”  He said, “yeah, I feel there is. I feel that and some of them are no longer with us to be honest because it was 49 leaders that were taken out. That was going to take four weeks we thought to get rid of the Iranian leadership and it is always, you know, if they hide, it is a lot longer than four weeks. They would have been hiding. We were shocked when we heard what was going on. We knew exactly what was happening… they are talking about using people now that nobody ever heard of—even they don't know. They are using people, studying people to be the leader that even they don't know who they are. Can you believe that?” I said it's a tough succession plan in Iran. He said, “49 leaders is deep. It's very deep. When they met, they met for breakfast. They assumed it was good for a lot of reasons. Number one they didn't think we knew. You never attack in the morning having to do with wind and sun and a lot of things. It was amazing that we knew everything we knew.”

@MikeIsaac Is the hog line no longer sacred? We live in a society

lmao the guy going aggro mode in this video looks like absolute shit now that every camera in the world caught him boopin deserves to be stripped of his maple syrup

@atrupar Women famously love being told that they should smile more

COLLINS: On the Epstein files, Elon Musk was in there and so was Howard Lutnick. Did you read those new files? TRUMP: No. I have a lot of things I'm doing. I don't know. You mentioned two names. I'm sure they're fine. I think it's time for the country to get on to something else.

@big_sister @Biedersam A lot of his posts are definitely written by AI

@Biedersam These days it may have been have been an intern transcribing with an AI copyeditor.

“Sycophant,” I would wager, was what they said

@atrupar drama queen

Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."

@atrupar Only if our trade deficits go down by 400, 500, maybe even 600%

Trump on economic growth: "I think it could be 20% if we do it right"

@AkilahObviously If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

What if rent was meat! What if bank was dinner? What if car payment was moon? Think about it.

@SkinnerPm For my fellow lazy people, Trader Joe's has a pretty good version.

It’s so wonderful. Toum the Lebanese garlic sauce condiment is literally just a bunch of garlic, lemon juice, and a lot of oil. With a pinch of salt. Pulsed in a food processor (adding oil and lemon juice and some water in very defined stages) until it’s fluffy & creamy. Wow

@blackflipdude Depression about the housing market qualifies as an emotional support need :)

@jbklv I've heard about that. Definitely gonna consider that, thanks!

Unrelated, but I really hate that so many landlords don't allow pets. It's been so hard to find a good place that allows them for me. I love dogs so much yet I haven't been able to get my own. That's why I want a house so bad and why I'm so depressed about the housing market

“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.”