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@mysonisno1 @Roylea75 Oooh I love Lisa Jewell! I’ll look out for this one!

I’m other news I finished another book. I think @Roylea75 passed it on to me, it was brilliant! Took me 2 days to read!

Anyone know how Liz Truss's first day at Microsoft is going?

@CrimeGirI Started a new job (some years ago) and took youngest to breakfast club. Supervisor asked where mummy was working and he replied ‘Crown Prostitution Service’! 😳😂

@Sheena2907 Did you reply 'Its got pockets!' 😂 #popsypretty

Am emo kid, maybe 17/18 ish came up to me in lidl and said "excuse me, I like your dress, it's really cool!" this is the dress I'm wearing today 😊

@R08BO Public footpath locally last weekend! I waded through with my arms in the air - terrified of ticks!

Bridleway, my arse.

Look, obviously I'd love a bank holiday, but it would be quite galling for the men's team to get the country a bank holiday for winning a tournament the Lionesses already won?

@ukhomeoffice @jessphillips Yessss!! 💪🏻💪🏻

Welcome to the Home Office @jessphillips.

@RoryStewartUK @RestIsPolitics @campbellclaret @AngelaRayner I loved this interview…

I think the most compelling @RestIsPolitics Leading interviews @campbellclaret + I have done is with Deputy PM @AngelaRayner - particularly from 8:35 - she is so frank, self-reflective, and brutally insightful about life + its lessons - an extraordinary person podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/lea…

@DavidVeevers1 Hope for us yet @stumblingboots 😉

@classytart @BarristerSecret Me too....I'm genuinely impressed so far!

This has the potential to be an absolutely incredible appointment. I need to sit down.

@JonathanPieNews I suspect your blood pressure is very happy with the results from last night! 😉

A new day in Westminster has dawned...

@mrsdenyer Yassssss!!!! We got released early so didn’t see the result!

First time since 1880 Horsham has not been Tory!! 144 years!!!!!!! Tactical voting worked.

@campbellclaret @Channel4 @krishgm @maitlis Gutted to miss it… will hopefully catch the highlights once we’ve been released from the count.

Yes - @Channel4 will have the exit poll at the same time as the Beeb … and we will have a small live audience and a group of senior politicians in the studio to react as @krishgm and @maitlis spell out the findings. Join us for the best all night reporting and analysis #NoAdsAllNight

democracy has never been sweeter #GeneralElection2024

@Conservatives Excellent! Gotta lotta time for this girl!

It’s after 6pm so of course Angela Rayner is back in charge.

@mrsdenyer Dunno...witchcraft?! Saw them at the Emirates years ago and the bracelets are amazing!

How are the LED bracelets operated at Glastonbury??

Looking forward to the time when twatter no longer resembles an endless party political broadcast!

@KathyBurke @NicolaSyms @deathpod_ Two of my faves together… what a treat that would be… deffo not one for the kids tho 😂

@NicolaSyms @deathpod_ We’d love her too Nicola but she’s very hard to pin down. Fingers crossed we’ll have the pleasure one day. Thanks for listening!🤗

Hi @KathyBurke, your Miriam Margolyes/lunch on set tale made me giggle, then was listening to her audiobook & she tells the exact same story! So now I’ve heard both sides. Any chance we can get her on @deathpod_ ? She’d be amazing & I’d love to hear you 2 have a good old natter!

@izumibishop @FionaBowler Yes! Tin foil ball inevitably ends up under the sofa or cupboard and the cat looks from me to the lost toy until I go fetch (retrieve) said item!

@FionaBowler Wait until he turns it into Feline Fetch. This is where the cat shapes your behavior to throw the ball, said feline chases the ball and shows you where it landed and then you also retrieve the ball to suit the cat’s desire. It’s a thing.

I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats…