Jamie Dąbrowiecki

Looks so good when it’s clean but I’m so over doing this twice a week. Reality of owning a black hot hatch 🥴 #Volkswagen #GolfR

@StretfordPaddck @RobDawsonESPN Goretzka on a 2-year deal

🔴🚨 #MUFC’s recruitment team are reportedly assessing this summer’s free agents as they look to strengthen the squad without overspending. Would you fancy anyone on this list ⬇️ [@RobDawsonESPN]

@SkySportsPL Seems like he's finally maturing and accepting some responsibility

"At [Man Utd], I have nothing wrong to say about the club." Alejandro Garnacho opens up on his Manchester United exit and insists there's no bad blood with his former club 🗣️

I swear Admiral make it nigh-on impossible to cancel your car insurance renewal via their website

@squadnos New Gryffindor Quidditch squad numbers just dropped #HP7

In what world is that not a penalty?

Bruno pass 👏🏼 Cunha finish 👏🏼

@Dutch71631097 @utdreport @MailSport Looking for the good times:

@utdreport @MailSport Let’s stop dwelling on the finances and look back at all the good times we had together.

Jadon Sancho's time at #mufc has cost the club £138m in transfer fees and player wages [@MailSport]

@Nike Will the upcoming luggage collection be available in all countries or just the US?

If anyone's looking for #mufc vs. Leeds tickets (April 13th), I've just relisted a pair in N2401 as I can't make it after the fixture change. Seems like the only two at face value available so best get in there quick if you want them!

Have to feel for Palace and Lacroix there, that red card is so soft

@utdreport I recall being sat in Old Trafford ahead of the Midtjylland game and reading that Martial was injured before the game and that Rashford would be starting. Knowing nothing about him, I wasn't thrilled about the news. How wrong I was 😆

10 years ago today, 18-year-old Marcus Rashford scored a brace on his Premier League debut against Arsenal.

@FabrizioRomano Is it not a conflict of interests for an active player to buy a club?

🚨🔴⚪️ OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo buys 25% of Spanish side Almeria. Deal completed with second division side currently owned by Saudi investment group.

@Dodavprincessen @bullltwitt @Slappy_White2 @typesfast I admire the confidence in your statement but it’s simply not true

@bullltwitt @Slappy_White2 @typesfast The only reason cookies still exist at all is because of marketing companies insisting they get to shove ads in our faces 24/7 for eternity.

Can we stop putting cookie warnings on our web sites or not yet?

@KrakenRumUK Is this a new limited edition bottle?! I have 10 so far, not sure if that's all of them or if I've missed some though.

Allegedly the Kraken has stowed away a bottle of rum as dark as its heart, kept safe until the Beast identifies a disciple worthy enough to display it… As of yet such a follower is yet to present itself...

It ends level at Molineux.

Thankyou @Outlook 👏

Is there really no way of copy and pasting a calendar appointment/event in the new version of @Outlook besides the cumbersome "Right Click > Duplicate Event > Select time & date"? 😴

Kick It Out statement: Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s comments are disgraceful and deeply divisive at a time when football does so much to bring communities together. In addition to the inaccurate figures mentioned, it’s worth reminding him that Manchester United has a diverse fan base and plays in a city whose cultural history has been enriched by immigrants. This type of language and leadership has no place in English football, and we believe most fans will feel the same.

Rich man who migrated to Monaco complains about people migrating to the country he left. You can't make it up. Get this clown out of #mufc immediately, and take the Glazers with you.

@designershumor Instagram and Threads aren't the same thing.