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Airport departure lounge. 2026 and they’re still out there, like Japanese soldiers still fighting the war.

@CAgovernor Comparing people to nazis might do that!

Relieved everyone at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is safe tonight based on initial reports. A free press is foundational to our country. Violence is never acceptable.

'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Shot President Trump, Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Shoot Trump Again, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro, Tried To Shoot Trump A Third Time, (cont'd) buff.ly/XUsOvZl

Remember when the left was the party of peace, anti gun, and science? Those were the days

“What? So no fuckin ziti now?”

So you’re telling me there was a random X account December 21, 2023 - account gets created - handle: HenryMa79561893 only tweet ever “Cole Allen” profile details - Pepe avatar - wearing a suit - holding a glass of wine very specific aesthetic banner “TIME MACHINE” linked visual tied to timemachineeu - EU-funded project - focused on 3D cultural digitization nothing to do with time travel but looks cryptic enough account goes silent, completely abandoned fast forward April 25, 2026 - White House Correspondents’ Dinner - Washington Hilton incident - armed suspect breaches event - opens fire inside high-security venue identity revealed - Cole Thomas Allen - 31 years old - from Torrance, California same exact name tweet resurfaces immediately timing tweet made years before attack - still visible more details start connecting Cole Allen profile - Caltech graduate - mechanical engineering - master’s in computer science (2025) - NASA JPL intern (2014) - worked on planetary modeling same year - NASA publishes technical paper “Testing Orion’s Fairing Separation” lead author - Henry Martinez - Lockheed Martin engineer now the overlap - X account name: HenryMa… - NASA author: Henry Martinez - Allen: NASA intern same year and that one line still sitting there posted years before everything “Cole Allen”

Navy's Landon Robinson and Eli Heidenreich were both drafted in the 7th round ⚓ This is the first time that two Navy players were taken in the NFL draft since 1956 👏

Bill Maher: “Disneyland for a family of four to spend the weekend between the costs of tickets, plus lodging, airfare, rental cars, souvenirs, food, we’re talking $10K… Disneylands staff manual used to read, ‘We roll out the red carpet for the Jones family from Joliet just as we would... for the Eisenhowers from Palm Springs.’ No you don’t because the Eisenhowers from Palm Springs can buy a Lightning Lane premier pass that lets you skip the lines. The Jones family can suck my d*ck.”

Steelers just Drafted CMC 2.0 🔥📈

@nfldraftscout You were literally on air with Rich Eisen saying the chiefs could draft OL with #9 pick. Lmao

Okay, Josh61280

Nah this is INSANE “Mike Vrabel…YOU ARE THE FATHER” 😭💀

If you enjoy innocent social media posts with absolutely wild comment sections, let me introduce you to the New England Patriots account

The candidates for California governor grade Governor Gavin Newsom on his handling of homelessness: 🟦Xavier Becerra: A 🟥Chad Bianco: F 🟥Steve Hilton: F 🟦Katie Porter: B 🟦Tom Steyer: B 🟦Matt Mahan: B

A new Canadian comedy television show, “Trailer Park Boys,” premieres on Showcase.

“So your mission at the SPLC is fighting racism?” “Yes, Dave.” “And you’ve raised millions of dollars for this?” “That’s right.” “And you spent that money on?” “We gave it to the KKK, Dave.”

@SenMarkKelly Oh boy.

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

@YahooFantasy My entire life the Royals have never developed a power hitter….

Jac Caglianone through his first 63 ABs this season: 1 RBI

Joe Rogan just discovered the CIA stole millions of dollars from legendary band Creedence Clearwater Revival for “covert military operations.” When lead singer John Fogerty started asking questions, their bank suddenly shut down. And the bank president died mysteriously. Fogerty said they were tricked into an offshore tax scheme that fell apart as soon as he got suspicious: “All of us in Creedence, the record company had gotten us into this offshore tax plan.” “For all we knew. we were gonna be paying 90% income tax.” “So they basically ushered us into this offshore tax plan, and it would allow us to pay … between 10 and 20%.” “This was a bank in the Bahamas called Castle Bank.” “The band had it checked out by our people … and they said that it was okay, it was legit.” “But time went on and it seemed to be not legit, to the point that somewhere in the 70s, the bank disappeared and all our money in it disappeared.” “So we sued.” Rogan: “Here it is, the bank was being used by the CIA to funnel money for covert military operations, including those at Andros Island, a staging area for anti-Castro activities.” Jamie: “I just typed it in and went to the Wikipedia and I was like, whoa.” Rogan: “They were stealing your money.” “Do you know how anti-American that is?” “The CIA stole from Creedence Clearwater Revival.” Fogerty: “I didn’t know any of that.” “I had decided to get out.” “It was starting to just smell.” “I showed up and [said], I’m ordering you get me out of the plan.” “A week or two after that, we hear that the bank has closed.” “There’s a telegram that apparently was sent on Valentine’s Day and the bank president has died.” “He died in a sauna.” “And there would be no more withdrawals until this thing is resolved.” “Pretty quick after that, it all just disappeared in a puff of smoke.” Rogan: “They just stole the money.” “And it was the CIA.” @joerogan @John_Fogerty

@VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat @RonnyDoitche @barstoolspringb @barstoolsports No on outside of barstool is watching

Big Cat addresses Doitche getting sent home