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@cavempty_ Dude waited his entire life, built up a decades-long reputation as “not a joking guy,” all to pull off the great bricker hogwash on his unsuspecting tube of a son. Bravo.

was sleepy as hell on my drive to work and i couldn’t stop thinking about the brick method of driving

@JohnnyTheScot OK.

Why are our American friends so obsessed with Brands and Logos? They do realise that they are paying inflated prices to act as unpaid sandwich board people…right?

@NUCLRGOLF We’re carding an 8 and moving on.

533 yard par 5 What you hitting off this tee box 🤯

@mattyglesias It’s just like four episodes of the show. There are no stakes, so it means nothing.

Ten years ago, it would have been inconceivable to me for the release of a new Star Wars feature film to be this little of a big deal. The Last Jedi / Rise of Skywalker fiasco destroyed a staggering amount of cultural and economic value.

@JomboyMedia Thanks for the honor, but you’ll need to add a six more onion rings. Hodad’s is one of SoCal’s best burgers.

There's a "Fuck the Dodgers" burger at the Padres stadium. It has three rings on it (via u/redsolocuppp)

@ChadMoriyama Attending the game wherein Milton Bradley threw buckets of baseballs out of the dugout was my World Series game 7.

On the plus side, I got to see this from seats behind the first base dugout in person a day later, lmfao. Core memory.

@SleeperMets I feel like Mets fans have other concerns to deal with than a very regular reaction from a national broadcaster.

Still can’t believe the reaction Joe Davis gave after Carson Benge dropped this fly ball. It’s ridiculous, a regular season game — rookie making an error. Unprofessional broadcasting.

@mertonesque Derek Trucks Band.

okay, another microgenre: "bands where the lead singer is not the most famous one". only other example I can think of is Santana

@DKThomp One interesting thing I’ve seen at our local school is that the end of cell phones in class has led to a rise in old school group activities like hacky sack.

It's remarkable how many independent, secular trends are anti-alcohol right now. Just off the top of my head - GLP-1s - post-1970s rise of helicopter parenting - reaction to the binge-drinking spike in late 20th c - phones killing teenage partying - surge in young adult fitness (dancing clubs down, running clubs up) - general rise of healthmaxxing culture among both liberal yuppies and MAHA devotees

@michaelbd Maybe a nice gustatory peace offering. Say, larks’ tongues in aspic?

May delete last night’s gripping neighbors thread in light of Mrs. Neighbor offering an abject and graceful apology to my wife this morning.

@jonimitchell Thank you for inspiring my daughter! youtu.be/jfKIlGaUYZE?fe…

“It's cloud illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all”

@timecaptales This is the most German of answers.

This is potentially the worst guess in the history of Wheel Of Fortune

@NoahKahan Sometimes life hands you lemons. And pain grapes.

Number 1 album and I still have hemmys at what point is enough enough

@marcuspbowl If you can’t make it or don’t want to put your phone in a Yondr pouch, I’m your huckleberry.

I guess I’m seeing Phoebe Bridgers tonight lmao

@VinnysCorner1 The Great One

Without saying your age…. Who was the best player on your favorite NHL team when you started watching Hockey? I’ll start…. Pat LaFontaine

@Helufcb I guess if you could get that for Musiala you do it, but kid’s going to be a stud again.

Bayern Summer 2026 Out: 🇩🇪 Musiala €230m 🇰🇷 Kim €75m 🇭🇷 Stanišić €70m 🇫🇷 Boey €60m In: 🇹🇷 Yildiz €30m 🇲🇦 Hakimi €50m 🇧🇪 Onana €15m 🇨🇮 Diomande €40m 🇫🇷 Lukeba €10m

@sarahhepola Something something Tom Wolfe, probably.

Realize this isn’t the most pressing issue, but when Billy Joel sings in “Piano Man” that someone is a “real-estate novelist” —- what is that?

@PavlovicNBCS As a Dodgers fan, thank you. Dude was a demon against us.

Buster Posey doesn’t hesitate to make big moves, and this is a stunner. The Giants move on from a catcher who once looked like a foundational piece. They’ll go with Daniel Susac and Jesus Rodriguez behind the plate.

@TalkinBaseball_ Just hit dingers, bro. That will solve everything. Also, assume you’re on TV all the time.

Dalton Rushing hopes to be perceived differently going forward

@TheRewatchables @BillSimmons 70s - The Jerk 80s - Raising Arizona 90s - Lebowski 00s - Borat 10s - Nice Guys

The funniest movies by decade, according to @BillSimmons