Jon Bostrom

@JohnLeFevre I like to eat a handful of mushrooms and have an existential crisis while going through TSA

The best travel tips I know: If you have checked bags, hit the terminal bar first, grab a drink, then casually collect your luggage. Zero stress. Get a hotel massage, and then ask for a robe. And you get a free robe to take home. Bring Adderall. You could sleep through jet lag, or go swim with dolphins. You won't regret it. (This was a @marknorm tip) Raid all the toiletries and slippers every day. Stockpile them. Put them in your guest bedroom at home to give visitors a 5-star hotel experience.

@Electrohacker @detroitkait I’ve been there and sat next to a crotchety old guy with a pompadour who kept complaining about how the place was named after a local miner but then all these gays started showing up because of the name. He was seriously pissed about it.

@detroitkait Wait until they learn about the bar in Gay

omg they’re learning about michigan lore

@uncledoomer Boomer chimps don’t know how good they had it.

back then an chimpstronaut could buy a house and provide for his family on a single apple salary

@25YearsAgoLive Looks like a guy that would attack the Liberty Bell with a hammer

26-year-old Mitchell Guilliant, wielding a hammer, attacks the Liberty Bell at Independence Hall in Philadelphia, leaving a small dent in the lip. He shouted “God lives on!” during the attack. The National Park Service announces that the bell will be restored and hoisted higher, so that tourists cannot reach it.

@junker_jo Had to put a boiled egg up my ass just to feel something

This Easter hit different does anyone else feel this way

You know Porsche has a strong brand because they didn't have to change the name of the 911

@midwestern_ope The rest of Wisconsin isn’t Michigan because we didn’t want it

“Cheat Sheet” for anyone new to the Midwest

@DaleStarkA10 @HealthRanger Yeah but have you considered that the guy posting this is a 150+ IQ polymath? I bet you haven’t.

@HealthRanger Also happens from fire/melting. I was an investigating officer & then a safety board president for about a decade

Proof the C-130s crashed. Bent propellers. This is what happens when they hit the ground while spinning. Duh.

@owroot For me it’s a pit and the pendulum type thing; I like the prospect of being dismembered in my sleep by rotating blades if the mountings were to fail, however small the chances may be.

I am addicted to having a fan on at night. It's not just the sound, but it's also the movement of the air. Even if it's not blowing directly on me, it's the gentle movement of the air.

@RonKlug2 @ivanchovies Congrats on the most fucked up spelling of that word I’ve ever seen

@ivanchovies The Renascences Center the World Wide symbol of Detroit.

Ahh the beautiful beachfront views of Detroit Michigan

@MAC_Arms @GuntherEagleman Yeah because 1860s US is the same as 2026 US… surely you can’t be serious.

@GuntherEagleman I think we already played that game and while the did good in the beginning, they ultimately lost. Perhaps a rematch would produce different results... and we now have more players which will shift things a bit.

2 and it wouldn’t be close.

@real_lord_miles Spray paint it satin black so you don’t have to look at all that ching chong bullshit

Should I buy this 1930s Asian art deco cabinet? It’s $350 inc shipping

@Molemanv2 It’s true, I was the homeless person

Just tried DMT for the first time today and relived a whole day in the life of the homeless person I hit and killed with my car drunk driving 15 years ago. 0/10 would not recommend if you aren't pure of heart.

@Apex_INTP @uncledoomer The garage is a sacred space that shall not be breached

@uncledoomer And no matter how big the house is or how many bathrooms there are, she'll find a way into each space. There is no escape.

there comes a time in every mans life where he has to accept that in order to live with a woman he has to be willing to accept having 100 different fucking products cluttering up the bathroom counter

@volvoshine Outer Banks is pretty alright

If you like beaches that are actually good "Beaches" Than there is really only one region in the continental US that matters 🌴🌊😌

@nostalgiafkninc If nu metal had existed the war would have ended in 44 at the latest

the pacific theater

@rtrjohnny That was a normal Saturday night for our ancestors

My buddy got kicked out of the bar last night and walked 4 miles back home without his phone, wallet or keys.

Let me tell ya, a few moments later and you very quickly do not feel comfortable looking at New York from this vantage point

@AsahiSuperFly1 Switch em

Nothing i hate more than a restaurant with some bullshit to differentiate the bathrooms

@shootmcgavin69 Just stepped away to talk to the president…

Loot drop at the hotel bar