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Joe Doliner

@jdoliner

Co-founder, CEO @ Pachyderm, acquired by HPE. Bitcoin convert.

Katılım Kasım 2008
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Joe Doliner
Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
Nothing I've written on the internet has come back to haunt me like my dismissive comment in the first ever Bitcoin thread on HN.
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@walterkirn There's no point in winning an election just to be controlled by the threat of losing the next election. He's done running, and he's not really much worse off if he loses the midterms. He won't be removed from office and the gop majority in Congress constantly betrays him.
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Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
Why does Trump seem unconcerned about the midterms? Creative thinkers only.
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@shakoistsLog My 2 year old went through a period where every time he saw me he'd say "hello poopy diaper."
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shako@shakoistsLog·
2 year old keeps saying “bad poop dinner” and it’s so funny man. but i can’t let him see me laugh.
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@paul_hundred Would be beautiful if magacock ultimately allowed her to reconnect with her father
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Paul Hundred, GED@paul_hundred·
Isn’t this the girl with the MAGA dad whom she accused of abandoning her for a life of professional breakdancing?
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heiner@HeinrichKuttler·
Update on the below: 9 months later we're expecting our third child any day now. I decided to focus on my family for a while. Leading Supercomputing at @xai will remain the honor of my life. Thank you @elonmusk for the opportunity. We will win.
heiner@HeinrichKuttler

me trying for kid no. 3:

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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
Ecoterrorists set a toilet paper warehouse on fire to protest people wiping their asses
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@steaakfriend I wonder how much simpler this needs to be for him to get it. Like if they'd only won 2 championships does it click for him?
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@e_cdalton How does this work? Do you just put the teabag in the coffee?
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@FDSportsbook Goal that the other team scored most have happened in the old stadium huh?
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FanDuel Sportsbook
FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook·
Inter Miami opened a new stadium today... Lionel Messi scored the first ever goal in the new stadium 🙌 Of course he did
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Mason
Mason@webdevMason·
tbh I think children are essentially invisible to a lot of childless adults unless there are 3+ together or they're causing a disruption almost everywhere you go *somebody* has a baby or a toddler who's just chill
Diane Yap@RealDianeYap

If having kids is so wonderful, it should be immediately obvious from observing them in public. They should bring everyone joy. Joy like the last time you saw a golden retriever. But they don’t. They’re usually being annoying, and their parents are frazzled.

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Joe Doliner
Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@bryan_johnson This is especially retarded because you can tell the moment your feet touch that shit it's not right, grass is deep in your ancestral dna
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
Guys, I’m an idiot. All this time I’ve spent trying not to die, I had toxic turf in my backyard. Artificial turf contains crumb rubber infill made from recycled tires, which leaches chemicals including PFAS, heavy metals, and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. These compounds are linked to hormone disruption, carcinogenicity, and systemic inflammation. I don’t know how I missed it. It makes me question my basic competence in life. What gets me is that I try so hard to survey the world of potential idiocy. Then I find out there’s a monument to idiocy sitting right in front of my face that I was blind to. I’m removing the turf, yet I’m still stuck with this seemingly unsolvable problem of how to not be an idiot.
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Eero Vuojolahti@Vuojolahti·
@jdoliner @Austen And if I remember correctly that dude is a retarded script kiddie and scammer who got busted by FBI Why would anybody take him seriously?
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Austen Allred@Austen·
People genuinely think no one at the company responsible for 86% of all orbital space launches bothered to think about the cooling problem. Reminds me when everyone was telling you Starlink was impossible because of unavoidable latency.
David Bombal@davidbombal

Why space servers FAIL Execs want to put data centers in space, but there's a massive physics problem: vacuums have no convection cooling. Discover why cooling servers in space relies purely on infrared radiation! Big thanks to @ThreatLocker for sponsoring my trip to ZTW26 and also for sponsoring this video. To start your free trial with ThreatLocker please use the following link: threatlocker.com/davidbombal

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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
@e_cdalton What kind of music do you listen to fattie? I've been jamming to a sandwich lately, have you heard it?
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
Regime change feels fair considering how ass this music is
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Joe Doliner@jdoliner·
Discover weekly is randomly all Iranian music this week. Am I targeted by cyber warfare?
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
@dvorahfr We will pause moving forward with this until further consideration
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Déborah@dvorahfr·
I'm based in France, but 43% of my audience is American. I know many of us are in the same situation. To reach a wider audience, all my posts are in English, the international language. Those who cause trouble may be punished, but with this change, which will significantly reduce our earnings, you're also penalizing a number of accounts that use the international language without any ill intent. X tells us that videos and new, high-quality content will be prioritized, but this change will, on the contrary, drastically reduce our earnings. Is there any way to reverse this decision, please?🥺 @XCreators @X @nikitabier @elonmusk
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Nikita Bier@nikitabier

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

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