Jerry Lee Funk

@dark_horse247 Naw, there's a thin line between love and hate, so it's ok for them to cross over

Serious question: Does it bother you that some folks don’t necessarily like you?! 👀

@sweetAFmaybe You got me thinking of the old Bounty commercials

What is the deal with old men and napkins everywhere? on their side tables, left at their spot at the dining table, on their bedside table. My grandpas had piles of them, my bio dad had them and now my adopted dad I take care of has them. Everywhere. Every morning. Da fuq?

@mistrustme1 Or be able to trip someone that's running faster than you 😉

When the zombie apocalypse comes I don’t need to be the fastest, I just need to be faster than toddlers and the very elderly I like my odds.

@mistrustme1 You have to love technology when it works the way it was intended.

Once I delete the message you no longer exist to me Goddamn why do the DMs keep reappearing

@alaska_godosiyo MANA...much better!

Anyone need this Cap? Just write "I want One".

@mistrustme1 @MadOldMoai I'm glad you replaced the blue check mark with the red lips--they suit you well!

@MadOldMoai If it includes replies I’m sure I’ve been there. I reply a lot but having the checkmark made me feel gross. I’ll never do it again.

I'm very tempted to test out the 50 post bullshit. I can't remember the last time I posted that much, though. And I'm pretty sure I rarely hit that many comments. I'm not buying a blue check. Fuck that beluga whale.

@mistrustme1 🌞

I want to be your moment in the sun

@mistrustme1 If someone like you said that to me, I would definitely let them.

I want to love the hurt out of you

@mistrustme1 Absolutely stunning!! 😉

Sometimes the morning is just right

@mistrustme1 It's ok I can handle that. I'm not everyone 's cup of tea either. Most of them usually ask for something stronger, not necessarily better.

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea and that is perfectly fine, block, mute, and move the fuck on

@mistrustme1 You're not wrong

Everything is subjective, “you look like a barrel of assholes” for example is entirely dependent on the quality of assholes in the barrel

@Gorgon_Girl Morning 🌞 Happy Friday

Feeling better. Mother Nature works wonders. Morning ✌🏼

@JustAMomNamedMM Happy Friday!

@wilby90 After I got done laughing, I asked Google. Google said no, but theoretically I guess it would depend on who you get to do the procedure.

When you get your butthole bleached, do they bring out a color wheel so you can choose the right shade?

@mistrustme1 (whispering in your ear) "sweet nothings"

God bless I really do love a man that can outthink me, c’mere baby, whisper the secrets of your universe in my ear

@mistrustme1 Definitely not a deal breaker 😉

Thursday thunder thighs

@JustAMomNamedMM Sure

Hey, boy, wanna sit next to me on the porch and contemplate life?

@fairiehaze Crackers

you have to name him the last thing you ate

@Gorgon_Girl You're most welcome.

@jedibassdriver Thanks. I was going to tell someone I appreciated their verbosity, but I wasn’t sure if it was going to seem like an insult.

Does “verbose” only have a negative connotation?