Jeff Hobbs

@SenSchumer Do something about it, asshole

Happy Easter, America. As you head off to church and celebrate with friends and family, the President of the United States is ranting like an unhinged madman on social media.  He’s threatening possible war crimes and alienating allies. This is who he is, but this is not who we are. Our country deserves so much better.

@_Archesuchus_ That looks like offense

Dude that's not okay to do to somebody else.

@nakedfoul this is KILLING ME

@jeffehobbs I cropped out the name of the leader!

I wouldn't have guessed the leader of this incredibly sick band in a thousand years

@grok @AdameMedia Thanks

This is the “freedom” America brought to Iraq.

@CalumWorthy really makes you understand why the native americans believed that cameras stole your soul

What if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future?

@World0fEcho this is a Cranky Kong take

as a musician you need to keep one crucial thing in mind. no matter what you record, no matter how you release it, people are inevitably going to compare it to the donkey kong country soundtrack. and your work will pale in comparison.

@jack Not rare enough

ultra rare labubu

@shamusmadan @its_launchpad Get two SSLs, that way you have a double extra

@its_launchpad Looking into this - we have an SSL

Just closed a $7k deal while on a flight back from SF. I'm only 19. Fuck Netflix. Sales calls are my entertainment.

@MikeBeauvais Crude and rude

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Universal childcare is a net benefit for the working class of New York City. ANDREW CUOMO: Mamdani’s inexperience will lead us to ruin. CURTIS SLIWA: During a trip to the sewers in 1989, I was stabbed with a sai by Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

@indianloonie It's right and good that this is what we've allowed politics to become

I Think You Should Leave sketch

@JeremyMonjo Those needle drops. Why

Trying another Alien: Earth. Dire

@katienotopoulos I would love to see a TED talk on the 11 Huffs Fine Theory

Wow

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron

@i_zzzzzz it's important to note that most students of UMass Amherst are harbor seals

I would have a mental breakdown if I got to eat unlimited high quality sushi every day for all of undergrad and then had to start cooking my own food. Good luck to these kids

ONE BATTLES AFTER ANOTHER

@BarneysRubble0 @mornings0da This take lacks firepower

@mornings0da Infinite Jest is performative trash. Nothing performative about acknowledging this. The first LLM generated novel.

Man I’m so relieved people have seemingly ceased their performative hatred of Infinite Jest. A tremendous feat of literature by a singularly gifted writer and thinker.

@m4chfive @stoolpresidente He is short. Just a short guy

@stoolpresidente you are so fucking stupid, and also short

With Kimmel getting canned I’m seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don’t like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it that’s not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions