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The rollercoaster 16th 🎢

I met Gregg Wallace whilst I was working at Spearmint Rhino; he offered me a ton to jizz on my thruppeny bits & asked me if I had still had my cockle & winkle! A forced sex act then took place, but thankfully Gregg didn’t press charges. #MiddleClassWomanOfACertainAge

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Rishi Rhyming Slang: 'Apples and pears' = my wife's shares 'Horse and ponies' = cash for cronies 'First class stamps' = kick some tramps 'Stroke a panda' = send him to Rwanda 'Bobby Moore' = fuck the poor

I got 99 problems but transubstantiation ain't one

Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

We’d solve more of society’s problems if we paid less attention to the people coming on small boats and more to the people arriving on small planes.

War Diary Day 365 Lots of tomatoes in Kyiv Brexit was a rare Russian victory

We can’t let GB News reach 500,000 followers before me! If you like my videos & reports more than our truth twisting Government does RT & follow. Let’s make sure the public get the facts this year & send this rotten to the core Government packing

As the next nurses strike approaches please remember @theRCN has offered to suspend strike action if Health Secretary @SteveBarclay agree’s to sit down and negotiate properly on pay. He’s refused & is instead sending out Ministers to mislead the public

The day before my son should have been 26, and on the day the news is reporting 3 suicides relating to the same hospital, I’d like to make a point about the language around suicide. It’s only going to be 3/4 tweets. If you agree, please retweet and let’s see how this goes

"Brexit is, and was, and will be a total disaster," economist @MazzucatoM tells me. "There has been a massive flight of business investment away from the UK."

@genderisharmful ‘Can’t buy class’ from the bloke who has spent years and a load of money trying to buy womanhood

@redlianak Are you equating homosexuality to paedophilia there? Might not be the progressive stand you think it is.

#OTD 1994. Tony Blair gives first speech to conference as leader He describes the Tories as "the most feckless, irresponsible group of incompetents ever let loose in government"

@mrjamesob So true. I really can't take politicians or parties seriously when they criticise the Kwarteng budget yet still argue against rejoining the Single Market. Either you're willing to accept the economic damage being done by Brexit or you're just another gaslighter. #BrexitReality

One of the many passages of Hilary Mantel that will never leave. ‘All houses are haunted.’ RIP.

Truss believes in absolutely nothing other than her own career and will always say what it’s expedient to say.