Jeff Macke

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

Investor. Author. Giver.

America Katılım Mart 2009

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·2h

@RealJimChanos I knew decorated Marine, IBM shareholder, philanthropist and Immobilare activist Michael Corleone went to Dartmouth but not Jackie Chiles (who apparently went to Stanford Law as well!). This is a proud moment for the Badgers. I hope they can keep it close.

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James Chanos@RealJimChanos·12h

@JeffMacke As you well know, Jeffrey Dahmer was a Buckeye. And while it is hard to compete with Big Green notables such as Jackie Chiles and Michael Corleone (look it up), the Badgers can hold their own. #OnWisconsin

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·14h

Sold stocks at the open and put it all on Dartmouth (notable alum: Me, Dr Seuss) beating UWisconsin (Jeffrey Dahmer) and Michigan (the Unibomber, Tom Brady) in men's hockey. If I go down at least at will be for something American.

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·12h

@TheTraderGuy Yes.

TheTraderGuy@TheTraderGuy·13h

@JeffMacke Isnt Tom Brady and the Unibomber basically the same person?

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·13h

@bsimpson45 Google it. The fatality rate is ~100%

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Bill Simpson@bsimpson45·14h

@JeffMacke Ha not sure what #1 "Corn hole car pooling" is but I definitely want to stay clear of that one.

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·14h

Most Dangerous Sports: 1. Corn hole car pooling 2. Pickleball 3. Deep sea knife fighting

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·14h

@RMH55 They got a lucky draw playing the Wisconsin men’s team.

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BridleMack@RMH55·14h

@JeffMacke Ballsy call going with Big Green, Macke!

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·14h

@DavidBCollum @RudyHavenstein Seems a little soon, Dave. Not "too soon" but soon.

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Dave Collum@DavidBCollum·15h

@RudyHavenstein Took a hard serve to the throat?

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Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator.@RudyHavenstein·22h

The Mossad is always creative.

Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. tweet media

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Michael (Hedge Fund Manager)@HedgeFundFomo·19h

I've been analyzing the stock market for 50 years I manage billions of dollars and I'm an expert in macroeconomics Here's exactly what will happen from here with the Iran situation: I have no fucking idea

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·1d

You really going to buy and hold this open?

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·1d

@ThorntonMcEnery Weirdest of the homophonic typos. (Piece/ Peace is probably 2nd… and feels inevitable at some point.)

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Thornton McEnery@ThorntonMcEnery·1d

Markets overlook typo, soar.

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·2d

@howardlindzon Your show should be T w/ Friends above the 200-day and Panic! below.

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Howard Lindzon@howardlindzon·2d

the trend is your friend just remember where it becomes an enemy and we have entered enemy territory

Ryan Detrick, CMT@RyanDetrick

After 214 trading days, the S&P 500 closed beneath it's 200-day MA this week. Since 1950, when the S&P 500 closes above this trendline the annualized return is 21.1%. When it closes beneath? -22.2%. Proving once again that bad things tend to happen beneath this trendline.

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☠️ Reaper ☠️ Capital ☠️@ReaperCapital·2d

Good news @JeffMacke we are going to live forever

Siim Land@siimland

You better not skip leg day... Low calf circumference (<35 cm) independently predicts higher mortality risk in older adults, whereas high calf circumference (>38.5 cm) is associated with reduced mortality. Calf circumference is mainly used as a practical proxy for skeletal muscle mass. Graph: PMID: 40702088 Studies: PMID: 34648208; PMID: 36156674

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·2d

@ReaperCapital I’ve been telling people this for 175 years. Love the comments from the peg-legged haters. If I had 14” calves I’d try to spend what little time I had left making peace with God

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·3d

@RDollarclown I’m crushing it right now.

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Dollarclown@RDollarclown·3d

@JeffMacke I’m sure you will one day achieve your goal of not wearing pants. You can do it!

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·3d

Life goals.

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·3d

@77cyko My eyes are up here.

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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·3d

@grsmith2008 Nooooo. That’s why it’s a goal. In 14 years I want to proudly wear a suit jacket and drop my pants. I mean… the legs don’t suck. Just need more squatting and maybe pharmaceutical help.