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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

Investor. Author. Giver.

America Katılım Mart 2009
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Jeff Macke
Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
@RealJimChanos I knew decorated Marine, IBM shareholder, philanthropist and Immobilare activist Michael Corleone went to Dartmouth but not Jackie Chiles (who apparently went to Stanford Law as well!). This is a proud moment for the Badgers. I hope they can keep it close.
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James Chanos@RealJimChanos·
@JeffMacke As you well know, Jeffrey Dahmer was a Buckeye. And while it is hard to compete with Big Green notables such as Jackie Chiles and Michael Corleone (look it up), the Badgers can hold their own. #OnWisconsin
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
Sold stocks at the open and put it all on Dartmouth (notable alum: Me, Dr Seuss) beating UWisconsin (Jeffrey Dahmer) and Michigan (the Unibomber, Tom Brady) in men's hockey. If I go down at least at will be for something American.
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TheTraderGuy@TheTraderGuy·
@JeffMacke Isnt Tom Brady and the Unibomber basically the same person?
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Bill Simpson@bsimpson45·
@JeffMacke Ha not sure what #1 "Corn hole car pooling" is but I definitely want to stay clear of that one.
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
Most Dangerous Sports: 1. Corn hole car pooling 2. Pickleball 3. Deep sea knife fighting
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
@RMH55 They got a lucky draw playing the Wisconsin men’s team.
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Michael (Hedge Fund Manager)@HedgeFundFomo·
I've been analyzing the stock market for 50 years I manage billions of dollars and I'm an expert in macroeconomics Here's exactly what will happen from here with the Iran situation: I have no fucking idea
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
You really going to buy and hold this open?
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
@ThorntonMcEnery Weirdest of the homophonic typos. (Piece/ Peace is probably 2nd… and feels inevitable at some point.)
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Thornton McEnery@ThorntonMcEnery·
Markets overlook typo, soar.
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
@howardlindzon Your show should be T w/ Friends above the 200-day and Panic! below.
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
@ReaperCapital I’ve been telling people this for 175 years. Love the comments from the peg-legged haters. If I had 14” calves I’d try to spend what little time I had left making peace with God
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Dollarclown@RDollarclown·
@JeffMacke I’m sure you will one day achieve your goal of not wearing pants. You can do it!
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
Life goals.
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
@grsmith2008 Nooooo. That’s why it’s a goal. In 14 years I want to proudly wear a suit jacket and drop my pants. I mean… the legs don’t suck. Just need more squatting and maybe pharmaceutical help.
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
Chuck Norris was the GOAT of 1970s Manly Body Hair.
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LB@beyondreasdoubt·
@jarvis_best WHY DONT YOU HAVE TOES?!
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Jeff Macke@JeffMacke·
RIP Chuck Norris. I'm about ready for March to be over.
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