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@centredevils build his wife a statue I am so serious

🚨🚨🎙️| Bruno Fernandes: "I stayed [at United] because I thought I still had something to contribute to the club. Obviously, the Saudi offer, with all that money… it was huge. My wife has her feet on the ground, just like me. We don't want to be the richest people in the world. We just want to be the ones who have achieved their dreams, who lead a beautiful life with their children and who try to achieve as much success as possible. My wife said to me: 'Have you achieved your dreams? Have you accomplished everything you wanted?' That little remark made me realize that she was on the same wavelength as me. I didn't want to leave the club when we were in difficulty." [@BBCSport]

@TheHateCentral COOOOOK THOSE FRAUDS

Didn’t waste a second to block me ❤️

@centredevils BALEBA MONEYYYYYYY

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Coca-Cola have signed a 3-year deal with Manchester United to become their new Carbonated Soft Drinks Partner.

@nate__utd @FabrizioRomano

@jeffmufc1 @FabrizioRomano

❤️💙🇺🇦 Official, confirmed. Ilya Zabarnyi signs in as new Paris Saint-Germain player until June 2030. Deal done for €66m package from Bournemouth.

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC NO VISA ISSUES OMDSSS INEOS ARE YOU MADDDDD

🚨 Bryan Mbeumo expected to undergo medical this weekend ahead of completing transfer from Brentford to Manchester United. Agreement reached between #MUFC & #BrentfordFC today after weeks of negotiations - deal for 25yo worth maximum of £71m @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64998…

@JaapMufc @ManUtd get where you’re coming from tbh lol but i’ve just grown up watching him so i have got a bit of a soft spot. Agree though, time for him to move on

@jeffmufc1 @ManUtd fuck him

Introducing our new number 🔟: Matheus Cunha 🇧🇷

@UtdXclusive Bees boos

🚨 NEW: Manchester United are continuing talks for Brentford forward Bryan Mbeumo. The Red Devils had a £55million approach rejected last week and could face competition from Tottenham, who Bees boos Thomas Frank looks set to join. However, Spurs are unlikely to enter the race for Mbeumo with sources disclosing that such a prospect was ‘highly unlikely’. #MUFC [@LukePower_5, @MailSport]

@FrankMburu12 @ArkitectOfChaos @UtdDistrict @ManUtd Amorim is going to punch the TV and we’re gonna witness prime Barca

@ArkitectOfChaos @UtdDistrict @ManUtd No comeback here bro...I don't see it

HT: 1-0. Thoughts so far, Reds? 🤔

@UtdDistrict No matter how much these c*nts disappoint me, I still shed tears watching this

Goosebumps.

@adamdandler6 @TouchlineX Copium

1-0 Inter. LAUTARO MARTINEZ OPENS THE SCORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DENZEL DUMFRIES WITH THE ASSIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jackiemooneyy It works for me now, had the same situation as you a couple of minutes ago

@JakeJake868600 @UtdXclusive more than a word unfortunately

@UtdXclusive Currently worst team in the league

Sum that game up in ONE word👇

@UtdMarwann 9/11 actually

This is who we have uptop ffs

Left Hand Side Right hand side

@Mo_utdred @UtdPlug @jb_8521 Might be a little sooner bro 👀

@UtdPlug @jb_8521 Let's gooooooooooo finally we signed a player, I can't wait to watch him play at Old Trafford in 2027.

🚨 United have agreed the signing of England u16s left back Harry Amass from Watford. @jb_8521

@Joshox20 @cfc_mrpage @UTDTrey @CFCMod_ lmao my bad when I see cfc I assume chelsea, arent city mcfc

@jeffmufc1 @cfc_mrpage @UTDTrey @CFCMod_ Manchester City in Conference League 😂😂😂😂

Let it be known that Lenny Yoro rejected Champions League winners, Real Madrid to join Manchester United in the Europa League. PULL.

@cfc_mrpage @UTDTrey @CFCMod_ but you’re still the one in conference league, you can hold dat

@UTDTrey @CFCMod_ Manchester united finished 8th.

@utd_dereck @TheEuropeanLad France mate

@TheEuropeanLad For?

@yashashvi_26 @CMOGujarat @AmitShah @PradipsinhGuj @mygovindia @narendramodi @TheOfficialSBI @CMOGuj @BJP4Gujarat @TOIBhopalNews @Cyberdost

Requesting @CMOGujarat @CMBhopalGovt @AmitShah @PradipsinhGuj @mygovindia to take swift action regarding a financial fraud scam. 11 March 2024 - an AI impersonated my father's voice, demanding ₹35,000. Attached are all details (Bank confirmed). Please help. #cybercrime #fraud