jen 🖤

I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook

getting a lobotomy at bibbidi bobbidi boutique

Is your apartment building new, or does it have a Hot Pole You Sometime Can't Touch?

I don’t know why cats’ kneading is referred to as making muffins or biscuits - you don’t want to knead either of those, you’ll develop too much gluten and they’ll turn out tough. Muffin batter is also super wet! I dare you to try and knead muffin batter, cats.

Why I gotta look like baby grinch 😢

the question isn’t would you bang a 71 year old it’s would you bang Meryl Streep and the answer is yes

@dribget no

Do I cop

All because Ms. Henry wouldn’t let him come to south

@BananaJamana This is Kirby! He is 8 months old and He has heterochromia which is common for dappled mini dachshunds! We love him!

Tell me about your pets and send a pic 📷 And I might draw them for a video project :)

Thank you so much to Melly over at The Emporium for making our day with your kind words and well wishes for our anniversary ❤️ #castcompliment @WDWToday

@TheHazelHayes This is Kirby. He had a procedure done the other day and is now wearing his comfy cone which looks like an airplane pillow. He is ready for takeoff! ✈️

Alright. It’s that time again folks. Everyone’s feeling particularly horrid. So let’s start another thread of your lovely pet dogs. Other animals welcome too obvs.

@hankgreen The Bob the Builder theme song was the #1 song in the UK in the year 2000 no I am not joking

There is no more purely embarrassing fact about the UK than that “2 Tribes” was their top song of the ENTIRE 1980s.

@eericajunee Dms are open

it’s a shame I don’t really keep up with too many Valley Streamers because I literally need to tell SOMEONE about the W.L. Buck/V.S. South alumnus I had a sex dream about last night... sigh

Snow Day! ☃️ ⁦@neatdude⁩

can we just let the producers of great british bake off run the government and live in a whimsical utopia where our biggest crisis is a soggy bottom

Why are teachers held more accountable for their student’s test grades than cops are for the people they kill

real friends take the same antidepressants as you