Jennifer Gee

@aakashgupta My hatch sound machine can do this lol

Mark Zuckerberg engineered a custom hardware device for his wife in 2019. No clock face. One faint light. A one-hour window. Priscilla had a specific problem. She'd wake up in the middle of the night, check her phone for the time, and the number itself spiked her anxiety. 4am meant worry about the kids waking soon. 5:30 meant calculating whether to just get up. The information was the trigger. Most engineers approach "can't sleep" by adding things to the bedroom. A meditation app. A Hatch alarm. A weighted blanket. A sleep coach. Mark removed the variable that was running the wake-up loop. The Sleep Box sits on Priscilla's nightstand and shows nothing for 23 hours a day. Between 6am and 7am it emits a single faint light. Faint enough not to wake her if she's still asleep. Visible enough that if she's already up, she knows it's okay to start the day. The rest of the night, dark. No clock. No time display. If she wakes at 3am she has no data to push her cortisol up with, so she goes back to sleep. He wrote the firmware and built the enclosure himself. No team, no procurement, no Meta resources. He posted the result on Instagram and said it worked better than he expected. The design move most CEOs would never run is the personal one. The instinct is to outsource a family problem to a specialist. A sleep coach. A doctor. A consumer electronics startup with a Series B and a marketing budget. Mark intervened at a specific link in the chain. Time data hitting Priscilla's brain at 3am was what broke sleep. The phone got moved off the nightstand and replaced with a box that physically cannot deliver that data. The box has no clock. That's the entire product.

@GovBillLee Put it up for a vote then

We owe it to Tennesseans to ensure our congressional districts accurately reflect the will of Tennessee voters.

@GovBillLee By making sure the bluest county in the state doesn’t have anyone representing them?

@RealMarlonB @FBIDirectorKash @branka_matkovic @FBINewark Widespread being the key word here

@FBIDirectorKash @branka_matkovic @FBINewark But... The Democrats told me, that there was absolutely no evidence of widespread voter fraud, during the 2020 election. People were getting investigated and suspended from social media for even suggesting that this was a possibility.

Today out of @FBINewark: Four individuals have been charged with illegally voting in federal elections and making false statements applying for U.S. citizenship. The individuals - all noncitizens - voted in elections including the 2020 Presidential election, 2022 midterms, and 2024 Presidential election cycles. More to come. Thank you to our investigators and partners for their great work in the case. @DAGToddBlanche

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

@natssauer I have literally never come across a 4-5 bedroom house with 2-3 living rooms?! And I’ve looked at a lot of houses. What??

we like to keep an extra room for guests, one for each kid, and a home office for my husband, so we suddenly found ourselves wanting a 4-5 bedroom home for a small family. in our search we found there aren’t ANY homes with a lot of small bedrooms and just one living room, kitchen, dining room. any house with more than 3 bedrooms has at least 2 living rooms. Sometimes 3. I think builders don’t like the homes to be disproportionate or something. Very weird and unnecessary.

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

@MattForTN Respectfully, sit this one out

Virginians are being disenfranchised by Democrats’ blatant gerrymandering. In just a few years, the Commonwealth has gone from one of the fairest maps in the country to one of the worst. Fair representation isn’t optional—it’s foundational. The Virginia Supreme Court should step in, defend the integrity of the process, and reject this power grab.

I have no one to talk to about this

@Andy @kaitlancollins Bailey - what happened to Levi

Tweet me all of your questions NOW for Bravo Superfan @kaitlancollins & #SummerHouse’s Bailey Taylor! They will be joining me for an upcoming #WWHL!

@MrsCMFrancis Share the receipts lol there’s no way this is true

I feel like the fact that women’s jeans at Old Navy are now $70 just really drives home the fact that this is the new normal and prices are simply up to stay.

If Frankie doesn’t make it to the green next year I won’t be able to handle it

I am once again asking the masters to make it easier to watch coverage

@locksoftheday11 @Nostradonny @RealSamRoberts I think not allowing women spectators until 2011 would have been a huge deal lol

@jennifervflgee @Nostradonny @RealSamRoberts Well that makes it much better then doesn’t it…

Having Pat McAfee, Jason Kelce, Bert Kreischer and Kevin Hart at The Masters is the epitome of ESPN's cultural degradation of sports. Augusta National should be the ultimate place of dignity and reverence and these ignominious dullards debase it with their sophomorish hijinks.

@Nostradonny @RealSamRoberts Didn’t allow women to be *members* they could always be spectators

@RealSamRoberts Augusta didn't allow women until 2012 😐

It's like Alan Cumming has announced she was murdered overnight by the Traitors

@ksorbs Aw you have to work on Saturdays?! What a bummer.

Because we're at work.

@iMikeMajor @josh_dobbs1 I think he’s talking about the moon landing 🩷

@josh_dobbs1 This is extremely disingenuous. The reason christians aren’t happy, peaceful people is because there is no peace to be found where there is hate. Question ANY religion that requires hate. If hate is the cost, the price will always be too high. I hope you find peace.

To the non-believers, I hope you find peace in your ignorance 🫶🏽

@PatriotXV11 @WhiteHouse Just the capitol building

@WhiteHouse Awesome! ICE and Water on a warm day! 🇺🇸💜🙏

Huge thanks to our ICE agents deployed at airports nationwide, helping keep TSA lines moving so Americans can fly safe and on time! True patriots 🇺🇸

@PolitiBunny Sweet! These don’t count as accepted documents under the save act

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol