Kevin

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Kevin

@jepasta

“The enemy doesn’t arrive by boat, he arrives by limousine”🖖🐶🍉

Katılım Temmuz 2011

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Kyle 🚄@KyleTrainEmoji·1d

PICARD: Data, shields up DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy. [camera shakes] WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

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@sully_is_typing

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sully@sully_is_typing·1d

Finally a position @jepasta supports

FactPost@factpostnews

RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism Trump: I've studied this a long time

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Kevin@jepasta·1d

@EricMGarcia (Posts an outlier poll that shows a moderate Dem tied with a republican in Texas, instead of beating him which all other polls show) “See guys, this proves leftists can’t win because no one cares about economic issues!”

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Kevin@jepasta·2d

Hard to think of a politician less suited to the moment, which is exactly why the DNC wants her

Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024

Axios: Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) is being publicly and privately courted by Democrats eyeing presidential bids in 2028. She met privately with Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear for tea this month and has a texting relationship with California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Axios has learned. axios.com/2026/05/24/dem…

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@CoffeervaC @ActivateVA Yeah man, just 6 more months and it would’ve been perfect, that’s definitely what this was about. Let me guess, you also thought we should’ve stated in Afghanistan longer as well right?

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Kelly Ossoff 2028@CoffeervaC·3d

@ActivateVA She wanted 6 more months to get it right.

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Activate Virginia@ActivateVA·4d

"Spanberger also sought to turn a proposed $25 fine for public consumption into a Class 4 misdemeanor, which could carry a penalty of up to $250." courthousenews.com/virginias-demo…

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sean@_sn_n·4d

“keep politics out of sports” conservatives when it is their politics in sports

Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47

New York Giants QB @JaxsonDart introduces @POTUS in New York! 🔥🔥🔥

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Kevin@jepasta·3d

They’re calling it the worst kind of stuff humanity has to offer

LetsGoGifs@LetsGoGifs

The clueless "What is That" reporter is now a meme

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Kevin@jepasta·5d

Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq

Clavicular: "Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support."

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Kevin@jepasta·5d

Virginia Resident @Jepasta Urges Gov. Abigail Spanberger to Shut the Fuck Up

NewsWire@NewsWire_US

Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger Urges Democrats to Halt Partisan Redistricting Talk — NYT

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Kevin@jepasta·6d

@willmenaker @afrocosmist Very, very disrespectful

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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker·6d

Belly-button protruding, disgusting.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

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Kevin@jepasta·20 May

Incredible marketplace find

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Kevin@jepasta·20 May

RIP to the guy who inspired the greatest post of all time

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Kevin@jepasta·20 May

Looking good sir

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Kevin@jepasta·20 May

“Capitalism breads innovation” The innovation:

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Kevin@jepasta·16 May

One of the problems with capitalism is its never ending thirst for greater profits. The NFL has the greatest entertainment product in American history, they own a day of the week, they make money hand over fist - but they’ll dilute and eventually ruin it all for a bit more cash.

Dom DiTommaso@DomDiTommaso

The NFL is deprioritizing Sunday and that's a major problem.

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Kevin@jepasta·16 May

@jaynitx Counterpoint - he appears to be incredibly high on drugs in nearly all of his public appearances

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Jaynit@jaynitx·15 May

Elon Musk reveals the brutal math behind why a single hour of his time is worth $100 million "Tesla this year will do over $100 billion in revenue, so that's $2 billion a week. If I make slightly better decisions I can affect the outcome by a billion dollars. The marginal value of a better decision can easily be in the course of an hour $100 million" "You have to look at it on a percentage basis. If you look at it in absolute terms, I would never get any sleep. I'd just keep working and work my brain hotter, trying to get as much as possible out of this meat computer"

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🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸@TheUnaButters·15 May

Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby

Variety@Variety

Grogu walks the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA

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Kevin@jepasta·15 May

The “zero incentive” takes are so laughable because the people saying them never give away all of their money so that they too can become poor and get all of this free stuff.

MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries

The Monterey Bay Aquarium charges $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult. With an EBT card, entry is free — and up to four guests get in free every visit. There is a ZERO incentive for these people to ever get off Food Stamps.

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Organizermemes@OrganizerMemes·13 May

It's very funny that because Trump has fired all the women in his admin he had to add a random AI woman with big boobs to this to make it seem less gay.

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@sully_is_typing @EricMGarcia @CoffeervaC @ActivateVA @willmenaker @afrocosmist @jaynitx @elonmusk