For Sale Clown Shoes Never Worn

doctor called me “thicc” and when I went to high-five her she explained that left ventricular hypertrophy is not a high-fiving matter

Robocop is made all the more immersive if you watch it on Tubi because inbetween the movie's fake commercials, it'll cut to real ads with AI people trying to sell you gambling apps.

Free speech is the foundation of democracy, and in Europe there’s less and less of it.

Neil Young reviews A Complete Unknown

@3five9 Jesus, man.

Check out the Re-Animator 40th Anniversary 4K UHD trailer. The horror classic is back and looking better than ever! Choose from 4 editions and secure your copy. 🔗 ignite-films.com

we deeply need class consciousness to understand none of this stuff disappeared, you are simply not part of the social class that has access to it

Apparently, a Doughnut shop in U.S. is still using a Commodore 64 for business.

@BIKABOUT What even is it? At that side where do you put it that it has much effect at all?

@3five9 "Intel Inside---putrefying into liquid in the crisper drawer."

Putting a videocard case candy badge on the outside fridge instead of my computer.

Trying to clean a bunch of actual junk out of my office. Found a VMWare Fusion 1.1 CD.

could i get th e opposite of this please

ELON MUSK: "YES I BANNED JUNIPER FOR HURTING MY FEELINGS" "Juniper is very funny and I listen to her podcast," he added. "That's why it hurt so much when she said those things. God, I just want to be cool so bad. Hey did you see me hip firing my 50 cal?" bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

The reason SBF is in prison is because he's not even half as smart as he thinks he is Exhibit 931: SBF on Shakespeare

a couple of dorks keep insisting to me that the computer making pictures and text out of old pictures and text is an inevitable and that I'm whining about my own extinction and it all feels a lot like people with now worthless jpegs telling me to "have fun staying poor" last year

@KevinMKruse If it was 2003, maybe?

“Rafi what’s it like inside your head?” Like two toilets courting disaster. “Like… what?” Well…

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 936