Jesse Bek

I am sure Kanye can still get a fashion deal with My Pillow.

What society tells us to be vs what we actually are:

Desert Hearts Festival 2022 Just Announced!: arep.co/VJ5d42

@UPS I would like to thank the guy who knocked the hell out of our door. Seriously. Good package notification.

I can’t tell if this is a listening party for the Trans Siberian Orchestra or Mannheim Steamroller. #ArtisticSwimming #Olympics #Tokyo2020

Watching Tokyo Tonight. That @JacCollinsworth has a cowlick the likes of which I’ve never seen - all while maintaining an admirable death grip on that orange railing. #Olympics #Tokyo2020

Hey @Flickr How do we retrieve an account when we only have the username and password from before the migration, not the email address?

Marcia Fudge does not play!😆 Can’t wait to see what she does fighting for our most vulnerable communities as Secretary of HUD...

Message to @billmaher. If you’re going to have a liar like @megynkelly on your show, you have to call her out & cut off her traitorous propaganda like “Russiagate rabbit hole.” Roger Stone’s trial proved Trump conspired directly w/ Russian intelligence through Stone & WikiLeaks

Reminder: Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins IN ONE TAKE to thunderous applause from the Batman Returns crew!

Uber Eats just spent $5.5 million plus whatever it cost to get Cardi B, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey to tell us to "support local restaurants" while putting local restaurants out of business by charging them 30% delivery fees.

I wanna talk to the person who had to explain Wayne's World to Cardi B

A year ago this week, multiple U.S. senators got a briefing on the mortal danger of the coronavirus and then said nothing to warn us but sold millions in stock before the market crashed. They faced zero punishment. "I wonder why people are rebelling against the system"

Wow. @bumble @BumbleSupport removes filter so that you match with conservatives. Great to know if I’m ever single again and want to match with a domestic abuser.

Joe Scarborough went off on Capitol police live on MSNBC: “You opened the fucking doors for em!” twitter.com/hollerella/sta…

I spoke with Jake Angeli, the QAnon guy who got inside the Senate chamber. He said police eventually gave up trying to stop him and other Trump supporters, and let them in. After a while, he said police politely asked him to leave and let him go without arrest

My first resolution in Congress will be to call for the expulsion of the Republican members of Congress who incited this domestic terror attack on the Capitol.

When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.