@aishamadeit if you don’t take me out back and shoot me you’re a bad friend
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Jessica Kingman Maloney
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Jessica Kingman Maloney
@jessicakingman
Social Strategy @mckinney. Otherwise thinking about books, music, and Bravo.
Raleigh, NC Katılım Mart 2009
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@Spotify i am begging, pleading, praying for you to stop putting clairo on my goddamn playlists. PLEASE.
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@cvspharmacy do y'all hate your employees? every single store i've been to has been severely understaffed and your employees are fighting for their lives. help them!!!
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I said this as a throwaway joke to an obnoxious woman at a wedding in Cincinnati and she got so mad I truly had no choice but to double down.
Dawn B. Vaughan@dawnbvaughan
Gov. Cooper during a Politico interview at DNC, mentioned Ohio and then a quick aside about it: "not first in flight." #ncpol
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A scene from last night-
Boyfriend: So are you gonna stay up until midnight tonight?
Me: Oh for cowboy carter?
Boyfriend: To watch UNC play?
Me: 😶
Boyfriend: 😶
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@aishamadeit I found out a person I don’t like worked on this making my envy exponentially worse
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@aishamadeit @AlexDrawsLettrs @Muscles__McGee oh I don’t text you gossip and this is my karma GOT IT
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Jessica Kingman Maloney retweetledi
At what point does each Twitter + Twitter competitor platform devolve enough to where I can start commenting “shut up” under every Thought Leadership bro’s “thread” without losing my job?
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@DKylerP Happy birthday! Didn’t realize you were already 78!!!
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@adage I hope she gets some much needed peace and rest, and comes back with even more passion and vigor. The rest of y’all are dumb. Real dumb.
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Breaking: Bud Light's marketing VP Alissa Heinerscheid is taking a leave of absence adage.com/article/market…
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@queensofbravo @Miss_MEW_ me slacking you at 8:23 tomorrow morning
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