Jess

Cheat codes I know at 42 I wish I knew at 22:

it’s so obvious that it’s hometime sometimes

🎵Bonkers - Liz Truss ft Dizzee Rascal 🔥

13 free websites that are so useful they feel illegal to know:

Same tbh

Me to my laptop when it's running The Sims

As the sun set over Westminster tonight…the crowd gasped. Taken from @bbc studio by @alexdoherty_tv

this is still up btw

The best advert for SPF ever!

Its gonna be 40° in the UK on monday and tuesday??

christ if I had £1 for every government resignation today I could buy a tub of Lurpak

@NoContextBrits @lukewithey2

Let this be my annual plea for pubs to start showing Love Island like they do football. Imagine the collective cackling, the outcry at recouplings. Casa Amour is my FA Cup final. You've got a few weeks to sort it now, lads 🍻

some dude posted a vid of a turtle mad at him and i have to agree. this is the maddest turtle of all-time 🐢😡😡😡😂

Can you stop drinking Coca Cola please. They are refusing to withdraw from Russia. Let’s show them some people power.

So annoying when you send a message that makes perfect sense and they just reply “what” like what do you mean what fucking read it

Me leaving the house today

After losing our mum to cancer less than 3 weeks ago, my sister and I have been told by @HelloSanctuary that we are to vacate our family home in the next 2 weeks, forcing us in to a homelessness. I’m not one to share my business online but this is too important not to.