Jessica Tilton

I’m excited to say I’m going to compete @MissAmerica this year as your Miss Illinois 2023!

I really hope I don’t lose power from the storm today because I just brought back a freezer full of @ILoveBlueBell from Southern IL :/

Thank you so much @Lactaid for making cottage cheese

Why do all horses in the Kentucky Derby have odd names. Why can’t we go back to the basics like Horsey McHorse

I need to stop measuring Metamucil with my heart.

I’m having a really good Taco Tuesday

Going into 2026 with heartburn

I haven’t taken a shower since last year 🥳

Today I learned how to make a mimosa and went into the back halls of the Springfield mall with Randy Fenoli

I never thought I would see the day that I’m buying Honey Nut Cheerios specifically to help lower my cholesterol, but here we are at 27

Personally victimized by the statement, “This is particularly high yield and examiners love to go after it”

Friendship bread is like a chain email, but bread.

I haven’t had a shower since last year! 🥳

For Lent next year I’m giving up ADHD.

Being a med student is wild because somedays I take a shower and watch pharmacology lectures in there while I wait for my hair gloss to process

@amazon @EscotoMath302 I purchased coffee and it was a week past the expiration when I received it

@EscotoMath302 Sounds like someone had an AMAZ-ing #PrimeDay! 🤣 We'd love to know, which deals did you scoop up that you're most excited about?!

Y’all the amount of #AmazonPrimeDay deliveries I got today. 🫣 And those are just the ones I didn’t delay delivery for the 7% cash back. 😅

I bought coffee on Prime Day and all of it expired a week before Prime Day @amazon 🙌

What about a charcuterie board with just antidepressants

My biggest weakness is buying bananas just to watch them rot on the counter

Why are my neighbors throwing a party. It’s a Wednesday

@culvers I’ve been waiting in your drive thru for 20 minutes