Mike Eveland

Every morning is a fresh start, which is great because yesterday’s strategy clearly wasn’t working.

@aneerbas The packers are ugly and stupid 🤷‍♂️

Why do I have to have an argument about how horrible a mother I am at 7am? Her reasoning? V said “the Packers are ugly and stupid” and I didn’t sentence him to a lifetime of hard punishment but laughed (because they are).

@oledi45 @Paul_Renner So much wrong with this statement. Not a Christian nation, a nation where you are free to be Christian and in that nation, where you are free to practice your religion the state doesn’t get to discriminate or support one religion over another.

@Paul_Renner This is the United Stated of AMERICA, a Christian nation under God 🙏 NO ISLAM in Florida and NO ISLAMIC Schools! TY @Paul_Renner

I will do this on day one as governor.

@NKreformed @RonDeSantis Dude was extremely problematic even for his time. Not sure “greatest of all time” is fitting for the guy responsible for the trail of tears

@RonDeSantis Governor, Lincoln gets enough love—what about Andrew Jackson? First Florida governor! The left has tried to demonize him but he’s truly one of the greatest Americans in history.

Lincoln is in the hopper. Location is still TBD.

So many things coming at me from all directions!

The collection grows. I’m gonna have to find a bigger place for them here soon

#pensacon 2026 wrapped. Lots of amazing folks went across my stage but I think the highlight has to be #WillWheaton

Wearing a dress that could be described as “sluttiest maid at the dairy” just to stay home and be alone

@ScarletWasTaken I want to be clear though that was not sarcasm. A lot of thought is going into an archer D&D character.

@jester8082 Lmaooooooo

Kinda want to roll a #Archer based #DnD character

@ScarletWasTaken Thank you!!

@jester8082 I’m so proud of you!!!!!!!!

Could be us, but you playing

@ScarletWasTaken How hot is the 3d printer. I burn easy 😆

@jester8082 I mean, if you want, I can take a crack at turning you into a small dnd character lol

@ScarletWasTaken Hit my junior year working on my accounting degree. I am pretty fried

@jester8082 Same. Work’s been kicking my ass! Hope you’re well 🫂

@ScarletWasTaken Some real planning is going into this lol

@jester8082 I can probably print that for you lol

@ScarletWasTaken Ya, I’m not on the Twitter much these days

@jester8082 Oh, hey lol 😝

@weartv Also I hear he was a unapologetic jaywalker

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@aneerbas @allenanalysis That part too

@jester8082 @allenanalysis I’d like someone who doesn’t get his rocks off raiding homeless encampments

🚨🔥HOLY HELL: Newsom just torched Trump. Asked about Trump repeatedly saying “Iceland” while talking about Greenland, Newsom added: 🔥💪😂 “And that every time a windmill turns it costs $1,000… none of this is normal. There’s a deviancy of consciousness. He’s graded off the curve.” That’s a governor saying out loud what everyone’s thinking. He is EASILY our next PRESIDENT! 🔥🎯