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Robotaxi expansion on deck...

@wholemars ‼️

show it to us!!

Here is Jay Leno driving the new redesigned @Tesla Semi. He is the first person outside of Tesla to drive it. @danWpriestley: "This truck from an energy standpoint is 50% cheaper to run here in California. Across the US, we're 20% cheaper on a per mile basis, and that's inclusive of everything, not just energy, whether that's reduced maintenance, fuel." via @LenosGarage

I just informed dozens of TSA workers that @elonmusk offered to pay their salary during the Democrats Shutdown. The whole terminal cheered. Passengers too. Multiple TSA agents read the post live in disbelief. One agent was so moved, he asked me to record this message to Elon…

And also scale production of the Semi….when diesel prices are at $5 a gallon. I don’t know of any company on the planet that is going to have a more productive and exciting 2026

So good- I watched it twice!

Great decision- I leased 2 last year……wife and I —-I love it, and would never go back to gas. The commute back-and-forth to work with self driving is a game changer. Zero maintenance!!

Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results package internally. They have communicated the expected approval for Netherlands date of 4/10, shifting from 3/20 previously and we look forward to successful completion of this cooperation.  Following the Netherlands’ approval, European countries will be able to recognize this approval nationally. We are anticipating a possible EU-wide approval during the summer. Over the past 18 months, this approval has involved a series of intense documentation, development, testing, research & audits. Including but certainly not limited to: – 1,600,000+ km of FSD (Supervised) testing on EU roads – 13,000+ customer sales ride-alongs – 4,500+ track test scenario executions – Thousands of pages of written documentation for 400+ compliance requirements – Dozens of research studies into safety performance/results We're extremely proud of the work conducted with the RDW team up until this point. We very much look forward to the approval in April, and sharing FSD (Supervised) with our patient EU customers!

@XFreeze 🤣🤣🤣

@wholemars Competition is panicking….cybercab volume production in April…….release the FUD on Tesla!! lol- we know their scams

Lots of attacks on Tesla Self-Driving this week. I recommend just trying it for yourself.

@Teslaconomics Nope- I cut my own, and my kids!

I’m probably one of the only Teslanaires out there, if not one of the very few, still cutting my own hair. I cut my own hair again today, and it reminded me that becoming a multi-millionaire usually isn’t a random coincidence. People see the $ and think it just happened. What they usually don’t see are the small habits behind it. Of course, I could go spend $25–$50 on a haircut that probably looks better than the one I give myself. But that’s not really what matters to me. I don’t care that much about looking perfect. I care about controlling my time. I care about staying grounded. I care about keeping the kind of habits that helped me build wealth in the first place. And honestly, I enjoy doing it. I’ve been cutting my own hair for so many years that I don’t even think about going to the barber anymore. It’s just normal to me now. It saves time, keeps me frugal, and reminds me that wealth is usually built in the small choices nobody claps for. That’s the part people miss. A lot of people see wealth and assume it was luck. But a lot of the time, it’s really the result of small disciplined habits repeated for years. Not wasting $ just bc you can. Not wasting time just bc other people do. And the funny part is, one day my fleet of Tesla Bots will probably be doing it for me anyway. But until then, I’m good doing it myself. Bc to me, being wealthy was never about trying to look rich. It was about building a mindset. A mindset that values time, discipline, and freedom more than appearances. And once you really live that way, it shows up in a lot of things, even something as simple as cutting your own hair.

@iliketeslas Me neither- I’m all in

I don’t have more money to buy tsla stonk 😒

@NickGibbsIAG @Tesla Tesla should really be all over this……this is one area the company isn’t very good at.

You would think there would be a lot of @Tesla advertising with oil surging..... Or just in general

If a politician gets mad about fraud being exposed They aren’t working for you, they are working against you That is all you need to know about them

Must be getting close to full scale autonomy rollout—-the FUD is starting to come out.

@SawyerMerritt I’m gonna need a bigger pop in the stock if I’m buying a $400 bottle of booze.

Tesla has sent out a new email in the U.S. “As a Tesla owner, you can get $50 off Tesla Mezcal when you purchase by March 31, 2026.”

@TeslaBoomerPapa 🙏

LAST trip down to L.A. ! Back Tuesday P.M. and it's ALL DONE !

@CyberMikeOG I’m calling BS on this.

Was this Cybertruck on FSD? I’ve never had my car approach a right hand turn at this speed.