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@Maryian96 Wacha ujinga wewe ya kutusi wazee...Kwani lazima apewe mafuta cha lazima? No wonder Wanjiku ataishi akibebwa ufala.

Hhahah i saw a lady who said that she met Governor Kahiga in Nyeri total as he was fueling his car,the lady humbly requested him to ongezea her a thousand ya fuel the gafana rudely answered her that kama hana pesa ya mafuta awache gari nyumbani can you imagine now what is a thousand to a whole gafana??? gathuri gathunu fiu kaende nyumbani haraka sana.

@SomoinaKapeen Mwanaume ni kunuka jasho.... As long as jamaa inachapa kazi na itaenda kuoga baadaye akifika nyumbani,sioni shida hapo. We have very effeminate men wallai. Jasho ni kitu ya kushame Mwanaume? Shida yake ni kusimp na kufurahishe wanawake hawamtaki tu hii TL.

I was directly under his pits and I can say with confidence wacheni pang’ang’a mingi! Bwana Ya Eve hanuki jasho..

@ivymuthe Most ignorant statement I've heard today.

You eat this shit and you keep asking yourself where you got that hpyroli.

@georgenjoroge_ A foolish way to spend that money George...You have more to learn from a class 8 drop out seated next to you in that class than anyone with a master's You have to unlearn to learn

I bought two business class tickets and sat alone because I didn’t want to sit next to anyone without a MASTER’S DEGREE. Blessed Sunday!

@kipmurkomen This must be a brain child of yours. Instead of addressing real issues, you glorify mediocrity. History will never forget, and you know it. Your legacies will be written in crass.

We continue to support the creative industry because it is a critical source of employment for many young people and a powerful tool for promoting positive change in society. This morning, I had the pleasure of meeting talented musician and comedian Christopher Nyangwara, alias Embarambamba, in the company of Kisii County MP Hon Doris Donya. His energy and ability to connect with audiences across the country make him a truly unique cultural voice. I encouraged Embarambamba to harness his talents and wide reach to champion positive values, fight drugs and alcohol abuse, and nurture a spirit of unity and cohesion among our communities.

@Honeyfarsafi In short you want to turn women into men? Psychologically speaking.

Calling me a feminist is not an insult. I am in fact a raging feminist. Just that I don’t argue with you here about who pays for first dates or if you should send fare. I fight abusers and pedophile in courts with no institutional and organizational backing. I am a product of a society that has long benefited from women’s silence and shyness. A society that produces women with internalized misogyny and wants them as perfect victims. I have experienced how unkind the world is to women who are not angry enough. I get mocked , insulted and harassed by perpetrators everywhere. So yes, I am an angry woman. And that is why ladies and gentlemen, you’ll never humble me or put me in a box here. Because I am an angry woman.

@WilliamsRuto Good evening sir, There's a big internal problem between the kamba community and Somali herders, I know you have heard of it. As our president, what solution(s) do you have?

We have partnered with AMSONS Group to strengthen maternal and newborn healthcare to safeguard the lives of mothers and children. Through this strategic partnership, AMSONS Group is investing KSh4.5 billion in grants for the construction of 10 mother-and-child hospitals in Nairobi, Kwale, Kisumu, Uasin Gishu, West Pokot, Mombasa, Garissa, Embu and Nakuru counties. Each hospital will include an antenatal section, a maternal ICU, labour, delivery and recovery sections, and two operating tables, alongside other essential equipment. We are also exploring additional partnerships to deliver a further 14 hospitals, expanding access to underserved regions across the country.

@mkainerugaba Muogi

@Josh001J Spoken like a true victim...Kwanza tunakujua hii TL vizuri sana. Lambistic little ticha. Denial and deflection are usually the first signs.

@SomoinaKapeen Watu wanajielewa... Hio ni gari gani? Natural 💯

Why do you people keep asking me about my nails? Kuna shida gani mtu akiwa natural jameni! Mumezoea vitu artificial mpaka mkiona kitu normal mnaona kama ni abnormal? Mko sawa kweli? Snap out of this madness!

@DCI_Kenya You should have started with.... Due to immense pressure from citizens. 😅

SUSPECT IN COURT OVER INCITING VIRAL VIDEO The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) has obtained a custodial order from the Chief Magistrate’s Court at Kahawa Law Courts, Nairobi, in relation to ongoing investigations into alleged hate speech and ethnic incitement. The respondent, Bare Sahara Ahmed, is currently detained at Kilimani Police Station for a period of 10 days to allow investigators to complete inquiries into the matter. The court has further authorised forensic analysis of relevant digital evidence, including call data records and financial transactions, to support the investigation. This action underscores our commitment to upholding the rule of law and addressing offences that threaten national cohesion and peaceful coexistence. We urge members of the public to exercise responsibility in their communications and refrain from engaging in conduct that may incite division or hatred. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@ledamalekina Hii ni ufala gani mzee.... First fight tribalism. Clanism is everything

Started my own clan! The Ledama Clan. If you are interested DM me for the application form.

I can't believe how shallow minded @SafaricomPLC is with their oneapp nonsense. The app is shite and I've lost all my frequent paybills and tills.Give us back the mpesa app.

@HonOscarSudi And you feel this is relevant to kenyans how? Ata jamaa hajageuka kwa kaburi.... Familia yake ishakua political Ops for sympathy card. Politicians can be so shameless. Pthooh!

As a long-term friend of the late Johanna Ngeno, I hosted his family at my Nairobi home today. It was a follow-up visit after the demise of the Emurua Dikirr MP. Even after the burial, our ties remain strong, and we're committed to strengthening family bonds.

@mkainerugaba Idi amin Dada was far much wiser than you, but since we know how sharp you are, we won't even argue about it.

Good afternoon Jackson. I'm sure you do not know the history of Uganda. That Idi Amin you are talking about was a Buffoon whom we got rid of in 1979.

@OleItumbi The church is your Body, whatever you are deeply proud of is a form of mental slavery and lack of knowledge and wisdom.

I am a very Proud Anglican this morning. Deeply. History was made yesterday. Dame Sarah Mullally is now the 106th Archbishop of Canterbury. The first woman in 1400 years to lead the Church of England. A nurse. A servant. Now, A shepherd of 110 million faithful across 165 countries. From healing bodies to guiding souls, what a journey. Completeness at its best. Congratulations, The Most Reverend and Right Honourable, Her Grace, Dame Sarah Mullally. Grace upon grace. Strength for the calling. Numbers 6: 24-26 blessing upon you. @ArchbishopSarah

@NjiruAdv Focus on activism that helps the country.... Let Tuju fight hi battles. Hii upuzi mnaletea wakenya tunajua mnalipwa. Sisi sio wajinga... Wajinga ndo nyinyi.

Kenyans how can we be sleeping normally in our houses when a senior citizen like Tuju is missing? #FindTujuNow

@RodgersKipembe Ako na kiherehere tu kama wewe, amepewa chai yake na ametosheka sasa anarudi nyumbani.

Huyu jamaa amefanya nini?

@_fels1 @RodgersKipembe is the perfect examplar of ' Bottom of the Barrel' ,with his influence online he can only bring forth mediocre tweets, pushing tribal narratives and supporting mediocre leadership. Pthoooh!

Bottom of the barrel debates😂😂

@OneVisionHT_ @Herbalisque @grok @grok, does it cure cancer?

@Herbalisque What are the ingredients @grok

No one should die of cancer, let alone lose their sight. That's why I'm going to share a recipe to remove all the cancer cells from your body and prevent vision loss.