Jill McKinnon

@johngranato And Ryan Clark.

There are 8.27 billion people on earth and only 3 don’t think Davis Mills should start the second half: CJ, Demeco and CJ’s mom.

@HoustonTexans Sit him down.

CJ7.

@linzysing14 Play in a fantasy football league.

I really want to get into being an NFL girlie…it’s a struggle. My dad (former NFL player) raised me to be into college football mainly. I’m so old now I only cheer for one guy I went to school with who is still in the league, and he’s on the Browns 🙃🤣

@linzysing14 This news made my day!

Who knows what this journey will be like, but I’d like to say how grateful we are for the constant prayers & support, in Houston, Sugar Land or while we were with a different org. True fans have always been there & I’m excited to see you all 🤍

@JeremyBranham Those were my exact words to my family. Joe looked at him like, you’re a clown!

Rosenthal’s first question to Espada was about Ohtani. Clown question, bro.

@HRtrackerSports 😂

Before her at-bat, Patty asked Ella, ‘Think this Tennessee crowd still remembers Baker Mayfield?’ Ella smirked, ‘Let’s jog their memory.’ #BoomerSooner

@tonykemp In Houston you will always be remembered for and loved for starting “Hugs for Homers.” Wishing you the best Tony. Your integrity and the compassion you have for the game will always make you one of my favorites.

I’ll need everybody’s help towards the end of this letter! Thank you, Baseball 🤎 Blessings to you all 🙏🏽

@SpaceCityHN Name that Astro is Tony Kemp. 😢

@DanPatrick @TRTA So when will you start treating teachers as such? Nvm. I know the answer.

Next to a parent, nothing is more important than a teacher. 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐓: Last Wednesday, @TRTA visited the Texas Capitol. We met in my office before they were recognized on the floor, and they presented me with an MVP award in recognition of the cost-of-living-adjustment (COLA) I championed last session for retired teachers. I believe in the words of Matthew 6:21, “Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” It is essential that we continue to invest in our teachers, both those who are retired and those who are still in the workforce. #txlege

@RealToddKalas Can I have a paper Astros schedule?

@TopherT613 @JeremyBranham The “(Sweet) Pickle” Patch!

@JeremyBranham The pickle jar

What are we calling the RF sections now that Cam Smith is the Astros everyday RF?

@JeremyBranham The “(Sweet) Pickle” Patch!

@linzysing14 I cannot express what a joy it has been to watch Jon’s comeback story. I wish him and your family nothing but the best. Thank you for the memories. 🤗

This is where the cowboy rides away…

@astros Pretty pissed about Guillerme

TODAY'S ROSTER MOVES: The Astros unconditionally released OF Ben Gamel and granted LHP Jalen Beeks his release. RHP Miguel Castro and IF Luis Guillorme were informed they would not make the Astros Opening Day roster….both will stay with the Major League team through Spring Training.

@JeremyBranham <

The Astros won 88 games last year, will they win more or less this year?

@DanPatrick @realDonaldTrump F u Dan Patrick.

I just concluded a 90-minute lunch in the West Wing with President @realdonaldtrump on School Choice with leaders from across the country. The President is all in on School Choice and will help in any way needed to be sure School Choice finally passes through the Texas House. We will pass our School Choice bill, #SB2, out of the Senate next Wednesday. Senator Creighton has done a phenomenal job on this issue. It passed out of his Education Committee this week, 9-2. #txlege

@GregMcElroy Bama? What a joke!

Thoughts?? #CFBPlayoff

@JasonKelce Kylie’s voice is as smooth as butter; gave me goosebumps listening to her!

I hope you enjoy this beautiful duet with my wife and I! As the holidays approach, cherish the moments you have with those around you, the memories will last a lifetime! (This is the second tweet, hopefully this works this time)

@linzysing14 Jon was amazing all season and deserved to be treated much better than he was. I’m his fan for life!

Man. I’ll have more words later.

@TriciaMathison Be nice if the leader off batter would have done something this series. He needs to earn his paycheck too.