Jim Noland (Flawed Human)

20 years ago God blessed me by allowing me to adopt this one. Best 700 bucks I ever spent. #Adoption

@cybertruck It is not a truck. It is a Land Jet.

Cybertruck is more than 10x cheaper per mile vs gas pickups in West Yellowstone

This story is intense. So much work from so many amazing people and fascinating work environments.

I’ve been spending a lot of time with the Cybertruck over the last couple of weeks. I can confidently say this is the best Tesla ever made. FSD has a lot to do with it. It feels like an autonomous land yacht that can take on anything. The way this truck drives, soaks up bumps, offers tons of room for humans and cargo, and drives itself is hard to wrap my head around. I haven’t driven the truck manually for more than a mile since I’ve had it. A pickup truck that drives itself pretty much flawlessly should not exist so soon in my lifetime, but it does. Crazy.

One of the best SNL skits of all-time 😂📷 “I gotta have more cowbell!” 🐮🔔

@nickjdonaldson1 @elonmusk @Tesla @Tesla_AI Same. FSD rocks.

Tesla FSD saved us from a potential bad crash tonight. Worth every penny. FSD already avoided the crash before I could have reacted. Our 2024 Model 3, running FSD 14.3.2. Milliseconds matter. Thank you @elonmusk @Tesla & @Tesla_AI Watch video in landscape.

@JayGenXer @ProfMJCleveland What are the top fifteen mortality causes in Canada in the last recorded year?

🚨 BREAKING: Canada’s MAiD euthanasia machine just hit rock bottom. A Quebec physician has formally suggested assisted suicide for infants — babies from birth to one year old with severe deformities and syndromes. Parents “should have the opportunity” to have their newborn killed. Federal committees are now pushing to expand MAiD to “mature minors” (children), where a doctor — not the parents — decides if the kid can “consent” to their own death. Ontario’s Chief Coroner confirms hundreds of MAiD deaths are driven by poverty, loneliness, and lack of housing — not terminal illness. People are being offered lethal injection because they feel like a burden. This isn’t healthcare. 
This is a moral horror show. Years of Liberal-NDP rule have turned Canada into one of the most dangerous places on Earth for the vulnerable — from newborns to the poor. Danielle Smith is fighting this insanity in Alberta. The rest of the country needs to wake the hell up before it gets even worse. Watch the full press conference 👇 #MAiD #EuthanasiaCanada #cdnpoli #ProtectOurKids #CanadaIsBroken #LiberalFailure

@BigImpactHumans My family of three drivers and four vehicles (including CT) went up 42 dollars a month.

Hey Cybertruck owners, how much do you pay for your truck’s insurance? Mine is $115 a month

@TRobinsonNewEra Piers is a di(k

Andrew Wilson and Gavin Mcinnes try to explain to Piers what per capita means for 10 minutes. He can't be this stupid or ignorant? Intentional gaslighting?

@Tesla @Nate_Esparza

@Nate_Esparza Not being on FSD while sitting in traffic

name one thing worse than sitting in traffic

Voter records were analyzed from a machine in California from the 2020 election which reported 550 votes with only 270 voters. The 2020 election was stolen beyond a shadow of a doubt, and it's time these crooked lowlifes pay the price.

The overthrew the US government. We won’t allow it.

He stayed longer in congress just for this. Thank you @SenRonJohnson

@mrddmia @USAttyChattah @USAO_NV

@jimnoland @USAttyChattah @USAO_NV 😂 My gut? Or my polo? It’s 94 degrees!

Thank you to @USAttyChattah for having me speak with her great federal prosecutors at @USAO_NV⁩.

@BenBergquam @ChrisVanHollen He is compromised.

Why do you @ChrisVanHollen and the Democrats care more about protecting illegal aliens than you do about American citizens?

@SoveyX @grok how do I do this step by step with materials and complete instructions

The laundry industry figured out one of the greatest grifts in American retail: sell people a giant bottle that’s mostly water, perfume, and vibes. Most detergent is designed to smell like “clean” before it actually needs to do much cleaning. You can make your own with the parts that actually matter: Washing soda: raises the pH and helps lift grease and grime. Borax: softens hard water and keeps dirt from redepositing. Castile soap: breaks surface tension and helps carry the dirt away. For a 4-person household doing around 300 loads a year: Commercial detergent: $150 to $180 DIY version: about $6 That’s $140+ saved by refusing to pay luxury prices for scented tap water. Trust the chemistry, not the marketing. Reclaim your laundry room. 🇺🇸

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@mattkim1 I noticed. China sucks. 🤮

All over your timeline right now is the grand welcome for President Trump and Air Force One in China. What they fail to mention is that President Xi did not come out to greet them. It’s going to be an interesting couple days. ‘The Art of the Deal’ vs ‘The Art of War’

@3lectricBrawl That’s what my wife said!

I need a cybertruck I don’t need a cybertruck I need a cybertruck I don’t need a cybertruck I need a cybertruck I don’t need a cybertruck $tsla