pass the jin 🦄👾🧞‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧜‍♀️🌈

Never not going to someone’s profile and fav‘ing their pinned tweet from a thousand years ago like a creeper.

@RichardThornton I know I said I’d look at drawing you some new emojis… but this happened…

Yuuuck. #eqnz

@Failwhip They would be the same people who complain that it’s not interesting watching you put up and pull down a build 1000 times to get it right too… 🙄

I spoke a bit about how I use Litematica for my builds in today's video.. Someone commented telling me building in creative before survival is cheating.. Then proceeded to comment AGAIN asking for a tutorial on the gatehouse. I... I.. don't even know what to say..

Such fun being stuck in a car parking building because the @ASBBank everything is down and I can’t transfer money to pay to get out.

@_celia_bedelia_ Why do you need to shoot either of them?! Are they both attacking you? If they are, run, then the bear can take the man out and the problem is solved lol

Men are not okay, y’all.

@SolidarityCoUK @impulseSV @theskizzleman It’s was at 15k views yesterday when I watched lol

this prank goes further than i thought @impulseSV & @theskizzleman look at the most searched things on youtube to do with my name right now i will get my revenge

@Becs I made it there and they called my mum and I was fine. But wow.

@Becs I vividly remember being 4years old and deciding to visit a family friend and walking a route we often took crossing several roads including a very busy main one and cars stopping to let me cross but no one stopped to see why a 4yo was alone

the year Madeline McCann went missing MT & a little buddy went missing from our front yard. We searched for an hour before we called the police. Then we had a police helicopter and three police cars searching plus local peeps. It was terrifying as our house was near water.

@DylanIsWriting Pretty sure my mother gave me all those books to read. From ages 11-14. So she definitely knew!

Wait, seriously, did all the adults KNOW we were reading Flowers in the Attic, The Exorcist, Clan of the Cave Bear, and Interview with the Vampire, and they just didn’t care as much as we thought they did?

Petition of Emma-Jane Gregan: Defend the rights of transgender, non-binary and intersex people of Aotearoa petitions.parliament.nz/bf9354a1-8474-…

@Veluux @SolidarityCoUK @GrianMC @Smallishbeans My friend wrote a book years ago called Jimothy and I think of it every time they do that

@SolidarityCoUK Lol. I always crack up when I hear @GrianMC or @Smallishbeans call you "Jimothy". It's a bit rare these days, but never gets old. Quit making bad bets. Since all bets you make are bad, I'm really just saying that you should refrain from any and all future betting.

It's been a topic of mystery for years now, but new year, new (well, real) me.. Hi, my name is Timmy - with a T We started saying Jimmy at a convention a few years back and it somehow stuck, the J stands for joke /j and now you're all in on it! #TwentyTwentyTim

How we look back at someone when we overhear them say "there are donuts in the break room"

48’ Goal!!!! 🔥🔥🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Hildah Magaia!!!

@sarahhbickerton Putting aside the fact they’re unlikely to get the maximum sentence, I’d have a lot more sympathy if they hadn’t blocked ambulances getting to Wellington hospital the other day.

Lmao. @kurtisconner referring to his relationship as Peaches and Cream and the entire audience pissing themselves laughing and him realising that’s a sex shop in New Zealand. Was a highlight 🤣🤣🤣

@MsScarletBlade Considering I text someone literally during surgery, I’m sure she could’ve msg’d

Message from BM. She was having a routine wound dressing change when I called yesterday. Shame she couldn’t send a quick message before they started to let me know. 50 mins of a wound dressing change … ?

Lmao. Merch line at @kurtisconner and Jacob Sharpe is in insane. The security guards have said that they’ve had super famous names and never seen anything like it. Got one of the last Jacob shirts available

Whole weekend away in Christchurch purely because we wanted to go to see @kurtisconner. No regrets. Waiting to get in now and am very excited. Crowd looks like our kinda people. Bring it on!

Nope. Nope. NOPE. #eqnz